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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_tables:en' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_arguments:en' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:en' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:0:{}', created = 1422709288, expire = 0, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:en' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:en' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:177d149ff0c31570498025a0fc5aadb4' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<blockquote>I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles</blockquote>\nI have a very strict way of watching my television: all at once, as a series, season by season, commercial free. Here you will find assessments and info from shows as obscure as "Look Around You" and "Wonder Showzen" to the ever popular "The Sopranos" and "24", with even a couple old television series to boot. Take a look around.\n', created = 1422709289, expire = 1422795689, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'filter:3:177d149ff0c31570498025a0fc5aad in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:ad4ab373b2797c4faff19959b983ef64' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = ' <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/3.2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\""I know I need a shave but then the intensity won't be as... INTENSE!"\" title=\""I know I need a shave but then the intensity won't be as... INTENSE!"\" width=\"396\" height=\"258\" /> "I know I need a shave but then the intensity won't be as... INTENSE!"\nGenre: Action Drama Mystery Thriller Series \nStarring:</stro in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:6c11519cb2a4869c1cbb6479fa42cda5' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/24_1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Every day is a gift... too bad it's a pair of socks\" title=\"Every day is a gift... too bad it's a pair of socks\" width=\"396\" height=\"442\" /> Every day is a gift... too bad it's a pair of socks \nGenre: Action Drama Mystery Thriller Series\nStarring: Kiefer Sutherland (To End All Wars</em in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/3finalboat_600.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Oh God, SO FUNNY! Oh Buster, what a nice hand you had!\" title=\"Oh God, SO FUNNY! Oh Buster, what a nice hand you had!\" width=\"396\" height=\"297\" /> Oh God, SO FUNNY! Oh Buster, what a nice hand you had! \nGenre: Comedy Series \nStarring: Ja in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Gatchaman_boxart.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"f\" title=\"f\" width=\"396\" height=\"182\" /> \nI remember being 7 years old and rushing home from school to watch an episode of the cool-outfitted bird-theme uniformed team that flew in a ship that could transform into a fiery Phoenix. Oh... my... GOD. It was the coolest thing in the world and no cartoon could compare. Not <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jem_(TV_series)\">"Jem"</a>, not <a href=\"http://flyingmoose.org/heman/heman.htm\">"He-Man"</a>, not <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThunderCats\">"Thundercats"</a>, and certainly in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:e8cf6ced5764898c29f51aa55a604b95' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/versus.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"399\" height=\"200\" />\nMy friends have differing opinions, as they are wont to do, and one such discussion stemmed from how good the new big-budget series <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/1741\">Battlestar Galactica</a> was. <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/dogs.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"205\" height=\"250\" align=\"left\" />Two of them say that it's the best Sci-Fi show on TV, and the other thought, "it's good, but they could have done so much better", adding a painful, "I didn't even like it when it was called in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:2330178db0e703a38777e8329a900ca4' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/bsg_cylon_600.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Cool-ass post-apocalypse in effin' space!\" title=\"Cool-ass post-apocalypse in effin' space!\" width=\"396\" height=\"241\" /> Cool-ass post-apocalypse in effin' space! \nGenre: Post-Apocalyptic Action Adventure Drama Sci-Fi Series (USA, UK)\nStarring: Edward James Almos (American Me< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:32aa3ff41dfca53050184367d2e07225' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = ' <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/bsg_season3.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Psst! There's a cylon behind you!\" title=\"Psst! There's a cylon behind you!\" width=\"396\" height=\"242\" /> Psst! There's a cylon behind you!\nGenre: Post-Apocalyptic Action Adventure War Sci-Fi Dramatic Series\nStarring: Edward James Olmos (American Me; <a href=\"/guts in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:893f96568c37005a495e674e55ea9a75' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/CAN003.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"sadf\" title=\"sadf\" width=\"396\" height=\"264\" /> Even cromagnons appreciate 30 seconds of product placement \nGenre: Advertising Shorts (International)\nOverview: The 2006 selection of the world's funniest and most important commercials of the year. \n<h4></h4>\nOver the holidays, I was expressly av in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:867148f27b2bf04ce011a6235c5779be' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:e76e3e8c2fd436c78ac3edf11feffdf5' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = ' <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/2005poster800x600.0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Uncouth, selfish and proud. Meet Larry David, as himself...\" title=\"Uncouth, selfish and proud. Meet Larry David, as himself...\" width=\"396\" height=\"286\" /> Uncouth, selfish and proud. Meet Larry David, as himself...\nGenre: Comedy Series \nStarring: </em& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:a4b0797933b884537baf2cc186b50854' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/dexter_header.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\""Wait wait wait, I can get this.. 72 times 89, carry the gore..."\" title=\""Wait wait wait, I can get this.. 72 times 89, carry the gore..."\" width=\"418\" height=\"160\" /> "Wait wait wait, I can get this.. 72 times 89, carry the gore..."\nGenre: Crime Drama Series\nStarring: Michael C. Hall< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:089d600cf12b1da00cea0bf67ab5a603' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = ' <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cockpit_800.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"In space, attire must always blend in with the ship's desert...\" title=\"In space, attire must always blend in with the ship's desert...\" width=\"396\" height=\"297\" /> In space, attire must always blend in with the ship's desert...\nGenre: Sci-Fi Fantasy Action Adventure Western Series \nStarring:<font color=\"#ff9900\ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:d2efed485810cb2852dcdb28b8591ce6' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/garth.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\""Hallaw, Oi'm Gahth Marhengi, ahnd you ah nawh ihn moy Dahk Playce"\" title=\""Hallaw, Oi'm Gahth Marhengi, ahnd you ah nawh ihn moy Dahk Playce"\" width=\"394\" height=\"297\" /> "Hallaw, Oi'm Gahth Marhengi, ahnd you ah nawh ihn moy Dahk Playce"\nGenre: Horror Comedy Series (UK) \nStarring:< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:765177cc146abbc351985a1d8e2ea016' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/hank-azaria-plays-psychiatrist-on-huff1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The season STARTS with a great sex life...\" title=\"The season STARTS with a great sex life...\" width=\"396\" height=\"266\" /> The season STARTS with a great sex life... \nGenre: Drama Comedy Series \nStarring: Hank Azaria (<strong in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:a038f30262e0d77fa7f19f602772f563' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/huff1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Er, yeah, everyone gets naked in this... yep! Now will you watch it?\" title=\"Er, yeah, everyone gets naked in this... yep! Now will you watch it?\" width=\"396\" height=\"273\" /> Er, yeah, everyone gets naked in this... yep! Now will you watch it? \nGenre: Comedy Drama Series\nStarring: Hank Azaria (Mystery Men</e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:dbb0d9c9246d8d94bbd40d5250c6c5a1' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = ' <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/thejob.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I was just as surprised to see Keith David in this as you were, believe me\" title=\"I was just as surprised to see Keith David in this as you were, believe me\" width=\"287\" height=\"300\" /> I was just as surprised to see <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/72\">Keith</a> <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/1747\">David</a> in this as you were, believe me\nGenre: Comedy Crime Series \n in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:7a57c4af105b941220578b8fddfa97fc' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/look1.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"When you think Toronto, you know it's a metal, that's the greatest part of the Periodic table. Wax too.\" title=\"When you think Toronto, you know it's a metal, that's the greatest part of the Periodic table. Wax too.\" width=\"396\" height=\"190\" /> When you think Toronto, you know it's a metal, that's the greatest part of the Periodic table. Wax too. \nGenre: Comedy (UK) \n<font color=\"#339 in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:3ae61bf2fff2822626300ba68fbf17bb' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/wallpaper_sopranos_s04_1280x1024.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Bada Boobs!\" title=\"Bada Boobs!\" width=\"396\" height=\"284\" /> Bada Boobs! \nDear Kiddies,\nRather than giving my late review of the final nine episodes of "The Sopranos", known to audiences as Season 6B, I think I'll refrain from riding / fighting the tides of the other million opinions on the subject. Imagine the horror of missing the final episode on the night it aired and having to be hermetically sealed for three days, walking in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:0a4637b0a4e57280ebda3b460d6129da' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/VICE.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"By the end of Season 1, you'll think pink is the new black\" title=\"By the end of Season 1, you'll think pink is the new black\" width=\"396\" height=\"288\" /> By the end of Season 1, you'll think pink is the new black\nGenre: Action Crime Drama Thriller Series\nStarring: Don Johnson (<a href=\"/guts/ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:8888ef0e9b0a2fb54d32513ad4d00c37' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = ' <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/sealab1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Quinn and Debbie Sittin in the sea, S-W-I-M-M-I-N-G. First comes Quinn, then... he leaves.\" title=\"Quinn and Debbie Sittin in the sea, S-W-I-M-M-I-N-G. First comes Quinn, then... he leaves.\" width=\"395\" height=\"482\" /> Quinn and Debbie Sittin in the sea, S-W-I-M-M-I-N-G. First comes Quinn, then... he leaves.\nGenre: Animation Sci-Fi Comedy Series\nStarring: < in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:092dc296b1afce40621aa6aa6e394229' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/image13066.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\""Sealab... Underneath the Pravda!"\" title=\""Sealab... Underneath the Pravda!"\" width=\"396\" height=\"293\" /> "Sealab... Underneath the Pravda!" \nGenre: Animation Sci-Fi Comedy Series\nStarring: Michael Goz, Erik E in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:187b1f0ed0ffa198a48574b8febe1beb' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/0155_f.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Bizzzaroooo!\" title=\"Bizzzaroooo!\" width=\"324\" height=\"432\" /> Bizzzaroooo! \nGenre: Animation Sci-Fi Comedy Series\nStarring: Harry Goz, Erik Estrada ("CHiPs")\nDirected By:< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:188bd8e53f23b08de8920f73403de4a6' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = ' <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/shield-wall2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The story from left to right: Cops barge in to stop a suicidal black man and his junky dog, cop gets shot (funeral), but in the coffin they find a baby, Chiklis freaks out on THIS guy, fire ensues, and Dutch hold up his X-rays proving that his heart is IN\" title=\"The story from left to right: Cops barge in to stop a suicidal black man and his junky dog, cop gets shot (funeral), but in the coffin they find a baby, Chiklis freaks out on THIS guy, fire ensues, and Dutch hold up his X-rays proving that his heart is IN\" width=\"396\" height=\"297\" /> The story from left to right: Cops barge in to stop a suicidal black man and his junky dog, cop gets shot in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = ' <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/the-shield-wp4-1280.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Ok! Ok, I'll watch! Jesus Chicklis, get a hold on!\" title=\"Ok! Ok, I'll watch! Jesus Chicklis, get a hold on!\" width=\"325\" height=\"227\" /> Ok! Ok, I'll watch! Jesus Chicklis, get a hold on!\nGenre: Crime Drama Series\nStarring: Michael Chiklis ("The Commish"</stro in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/theshield.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Hello, Glenn Effin Close, what more do you WANT? Vic with a gun? Well there it is!\" title=\"Hello, Glenn Effin Close, what more do you WANT? Vic with a gun? Well there it is!\" width=\"261\" height=\"350\" /> Hello, Glenn Effin Close, what more do you WANT? Vic with a gun? Well there it is! \nGenre: Crime Drama Series \nStarring:<font color=\"#ff990 in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/season5newsfile.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"That's bloody, buddy\" title=\"That's bloody, buddy\" width=\"396\" height=\"358\" /> That's bloody, buddy\nGenre: Crime Drama Series \nStarring: Michael Chiklis ("The Commish"; Fantastic Four), Forest Whitaker (&l in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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The Boob Tube

I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
- Orson Welles

I have a very strict way of watching my television: all at once, as a series, season by season, commercial free. Here you will find assessments and info from shows as obscure as "Look Around You" and "Wonder Showzen" to the ever popular "The Sopranos" and "24", with even a couple old television series to boot. Take a look around.