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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/38ossuary.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Yes, that is indeed a crest made of skulls\" title=\"Yes, that is indeed a crest made of skulls\" width=\"280\" height=\"400\" /><em><br />Yes, that is indeed a crest made of skulls</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> Experimental Fantasy (<strong>Czeck Republic</strong>) </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> Marionettes and clay men of all sorts  </p>\n<p><font color=\"#3399ff\"><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><em>Directed By:</em>&l in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Bunuel.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"BUn\" title=\"BUn\" width=\"324\" height=\"470\" /><em><br />Yummy hands make for laughable film</em></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Avant-Garde Short</strong> (France)</p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></em>Gaston Modot</strong>, <strong>Lya Lys</strong></p>\n<p><em in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"6\" color=\"#cc0000\">Kieslowski&#39;s Decalogue</font><font color=\"#cc0000\"> </font></strong></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/deca3-1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"duo\" title=\"duo\" width=\"391\" height=\"312\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;Did you just hear Jesus? I think he&#39;s watching!&quot;</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> (Poland)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:5544d004630b2bc3c92a6d42aa3b33e4' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"6\" color=\"#cc0000\">Kieslowski&#39;s Decalogue</font><font color=\"#cc0000\"> </font></strong></p>\n<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Deca4-1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"rude awakening\" title=\"rude awakening\" width=\"396\" height=\"280\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />No father should be wet when he wakes up next to his daughter...</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> (Poland)</p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: & in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:875f2a1fa5d223026e1b3324c80439a0' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"6\" color=\"#cc0000\">Kieslowski&#39;s Decalogue</font><font color=\"#cc0000\"> </font></strong></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Deklog09Menu.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Even if thy neighbor&#39;s wife is a man...\" title=\"Even if thy neighbor&#39;s wife is a man...\" width=\"396\" height=\"336\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Even if thy neighbor&#39;s wife is a man...</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> (Poland)</p>\n<p><em><strong&g in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:40efec2d48cbcfe2ea308ec4754281c7' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"6\" color=\"#cc0000\">Kieslowski&#39;s Decalogue</font><font color=\"#cc0000\"> </font></strong></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/deca5-2_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"yer ded\" title=\"yer ded\" width=\"396\" height=\"262\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;Oh, NOW you&#39;re sorry!&quot;</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> (Poland)</p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></em>Mirosl in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:a20ef7535eac9052f0bccb7f9b565cc7' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"6\" color=\"#cc0000\">Kieslowski&#39;s Decalogue</font><font color=\"#cc0000\"> </font></strong></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Deklog06Menu.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Juicy!\" title=\"Juicy!\" width=\"396\" height=\"288\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />The story of the adultress who found love in a cepia-toned boy.</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> (Poland)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font>& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:c9dd698dd3069aa921932719491f8c7a' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"6\" color=\"#cc0000\">Kieslowski&#39;s Decalogue</font><font color=\"#cc0000\"> </font></strong></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/souriante_0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Stealing more than a yummy loaf\" title=\"Stealing more than a yummy loaf\" width=\"396\" height=\"334\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Stealing more than a yummy loaf</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> (Poland)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starrin in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:7256f31d6afdec09682adeb294937eb9' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"6\" color=\"#cc0000\">Kieslowski&#39;s Decalogue</font><font color=\"#cc0000\"> </font></strong></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Deklog08Menu.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Deca 8\" title=\"Deca 8\" width=\"396\" height=\"310\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Ethics class: the first thing you forget once you&#39;re done university...</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> (Poland)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:141185f8ad9f4ac3dae883c30e60db20' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><strong><font size=\"6\" color=\"#cc0000\">Kieslowski&#39;s Decalogue</font><font color=\"#cc0000\"> </font></strong></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Deklog10Menu.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Stamps... who knewÉ\" title=\"Stamps... who knewÉ\" width=\"396\" height=\"317\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />On the left - finding out exactly how much the stamp collection is worth.  On the right... constipation.</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> (Poland)</p>\n<p><strong>< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:aab14a9b624c4932e98407ed3a903454' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/devouringbuddha1.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" /> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Experimental Documentary Short </strong>(Canada) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><strong> </strong></font></em>Victims and perpetrators of the Cambodian massacre</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Directed By:</font></strong></em> <strong>Korbett Matthews</strong></p>\n<p align=\"justify\"& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:81b26bcc7fe38620283233779097b89e' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/edison.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"This was one of the funniest films of the whole collection. A buzzard grabs a kid and flies it up to its mountain nest, while th\" title=\"This was one of the funniest films of the whole collection. A buzzard grabs a kid and flies it up to its mountain nest, while th\" width=\"325\" height=\"236\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />This was one of the funniest films of the whole collection. A buzzard grabs a kid and flies it up to its mountain nest.</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Documentary Shorts</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:59097ddbf815d386c7c3f908451d3508' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/s12694_crockie1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Interesting how the &#39;regular dude&#39; looks frieked out my the hollow puppet parade...\" title=\"Interesting how the &#39;regular dude&#39; looks frieked out my the hollow puppet parade...\" width=\"396\" height=\"273\" /><em><br />Interesting how the &#39;regular dude&#39; looks frieked out by the hollow puppet parade...</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Silent Experimental Animation Fantasy Shorts</strong> (USA, UK) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em&g in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:014916b97945fdfbeb4ead56ac62c268' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /><br /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/tgtrpost3.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Poster marketing, over 100 years old, and this is pretty sweet indeed.\" title=\"Poster marketing, over 100 years old, and this is pretty sweet indeed.\" width=\"396\" height=\"232\" /><em><br />Poster marketing, over 100 years old, and this is pretty sweet indeed.</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Silent Action Crime Western Short</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"# in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:0af2fe0a08fb7ca1413f5c6191c8483f' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/IMAX_11_md1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Ironically, Grease is actually NOT one of Greece&#39;s main exports. That was America.\" title=\"Ironically, Grease is actually NOT one of Greece&#39;s main exports. That was America.\" width=\"396\" height=\"352\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Ironically, Grease is actually NOT one of Greece&#39;s main exports. That was America.</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Documentary Short</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Narrated By:</font></strong></em><em> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:d7d3ed936021119f02d41fc596e9829e' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/lloyd.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Oh yeah, and a signature hat too!\" title=\"Oh yeah, and a signature hat too!\" width=\"324\" height=\"405\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> Oh yeah, and a signature hat too!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Silent Family Comedy Shorts</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Harold Lloyd </strong>(<a href=\"/guts/?q=node/989\"><em>Safety Last!</em></a>; <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/972\"&g in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:f0754e1842d1012c010ed166b5159256' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/marker.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I might just go back in time for some hottie action too...\" title=\"I might just go back in time for some hottie action too...\" width=\"396\" height=\"276\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> I might just go back in time for some hottie action too...</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Experimental Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Short</strong> (France) </p>\n<p><em><strong>& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.

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