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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<blockquote><p><em>I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can&#39;t stop eating peanuts.</em><br /><strong>- Orson Welles</strong></p></blockquote>\n<p align=\"justify\">I have a very strict way of watching my television: all at once, as a series, season by season, commercial free. Here you will find assessments and info from shows as obscure as <strong>&quot;Look Around You&quot;</strong> and <strong>&quot;Wonder Showzen&quot;</strong> to the ever popular <strong>&quot;The Sopranos&quot;</strong> and <strong>&quot;24&quot;</strong>, with even a couple old television series to boot. Take a look around.</p>\n', created = 1419160700, expire = 1419247100, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'filter:3:177d149ff0c31570498025a0fc5aad in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:ad4ab373b2797c4faff19959b983ef64' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/3.2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;I know I need a shave but then the intensity won&#39;t be as... INTENSE!&quot;\" title=\"&quot;I know I need a shave but then the intensity won&#39;t be as... INTENSE!&quot;\" width=\"396\" height=\"258\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> &quot;I know I need a shave but then the intensity won&#39;t be as... INTENSE!&quot;</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Action Drama Mystery Thriller Series</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></stro in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:6c11519cb2a4869c1cbb6479fa42cda5' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/24_1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Every day is a gift... too bad it&#39;s a pair of socks\" title=\"Every day is a gift... too bad it&#39;s a pair of socks\" width=\"396\" height=\"442\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Every day is a gift... too bad it&#39;s a pair of socks</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Action Drama Mystery Thriller Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Kiefer Sutherland </strong>(<strong><em>To End All Wars</em in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:41e48525482d9f2560a3b8200d44c860' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/3finalboat_600.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Oh God, SO FUNNY! Oh Buster, what a nice hand you had!\" title=\"Oh God, SO FUNNY! Oh Buster, what a nice hand you had!\" width=\"396\" height=\"297\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> Oh God, SO FUNNY! Oh Buster, what a nice hand you had!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Comedy Series</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><strong> </strong></font></em><strong>Ja in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/CAN003.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"sadf\" title=\"sadf\" width=\"396\" height=\"264\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Even cromagnons appreciate 30 seconds of product placement </em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Advertising Shorts</strong> (International)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Overview:</font></strong></em> The 2006 selection of the world&#39;s funniest and most important commercials of the year.<br />\n<h4></h4>\n<p align=\"justify\">Over the holidays, I was expressly av in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/CSI1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"OK, ok, there&#39;s SOME good pigs out there.\" title=\"OK, ok, there&#39;s SOME good pigs out there.\" width=\"360\" height=\"202\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />OK, ok, there&#39;s SOME good pigs out there.</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Crime Drama Mystery Thriller Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>William L. Petersen</strong> (<em><strong>To Live and Die In L.A.</strong></em>; in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/csi1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"After all these year, still posing like they got something to prove. Good to know they haven&#39;t lost that edge.\" title=\"After all these year, still posing like they got something to prove. Good to know they haven&#39;t lost that edge.\" width=\"396\" height=\"204\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />After all these years, still posing like they got something to prove. Good to know they haven&#39;t lost that edge.</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> </strong><strong>Crime Drama Mystery Thriller Series</strong> </p>\n<p> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/2005poster800x600.0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Uncouth, selfish and proud. Meet Larry David, as himself...\" title=\"Uncouth, selfish and proud. Meet Larry David, as himself...\" width=\"396\" height=\"286\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> Uncouth, selfish and proud. Meet Larry David, as himself...</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Comedy Series</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><strong> </strong></font></em& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:a4b0797933b884537baf2cc186b50854' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/dexter_header.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;Wait wait wait, I can get this.. 72 times 89, carry the gore...&quot;\" title=\"&quot;Wait wait wait, I can get this.. 72 times 89, carry the gore...&quot;\" width=\"418\" height=\"160\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;Wait wait wait, I can get this.. 72 times 89, carry the gore...&quot;</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Crime Drama Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Michael C. Hall< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:089d600cf12b1da00cea0bf67ab5a603' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cockpit_800.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"In space, attire must always blend in with the ship&#39;s desert...\" title=\"In space, attire must always blend in with the ship&#39;s desert...\" width=\"396\" height=\"297\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> In space, attire must always blend in with the ship&#39;s desert...</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Sci-Fi Fantasy Action Adventure Western Series</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:d2efed485810cb2852dcdb28b8591ce6' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/garth.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;Hallaw, Oi&#39;m Gahth Marhengi, ahnd you ah nawh ihn moy Dahk Playce&quot;\" title=\"&quot;Hallaw, Oi&#39;m Gahth Marhengi, ahnd you ah nawh ihn moy Dahk Playce&quot;\" width=\"394\" height=\"297\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;Hallaw, Oi&#39;m Gahth Marhengi, ahnd you ah nawh ihn moy Dahk Playce&quot;</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Horror Comedy Series</strong> (UK) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em>< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:765177cc146abbc351985a1d8e2ea016' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/hank-azaria-plays-psychiatrist-on-huff1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The season STARTS with a great sex life...\" title=\"The season STARTS with a great sex life...\" width=\"396\" height=\"266\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />The season STARTS with a great sex life...</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Drama Comedy Series</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><strong><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"> </font></em>Hank Azaria </strong>(<strong in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:a038f30262e0d77fa7f19f602772f563' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/huff1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Er, yeah, everyone gets naked in this... yep! Now will you watch it?\" title=\"Er, yeah, everyone gets naked in this... yep! Now will you watch it?\" width=\"396\" height=\"273\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Er, yeah, everyone gets naked in this... yep! Now will you watch it?</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Comedy Drama Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Hank Azaria</strong> (<strong><em>Mystery Men</e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:dbb0d9c9246d8d94bbd40d5250c6c5a1' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/thejob.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I was just as surprised to see Keith David in this as you were, believe me\" title=\"I was just as surprised to see Keith David in this as you were, believe me\" width=\"287\" height=\"300\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />I was just as surprised to see <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/72\">Keith</a> <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/1747\">David</a> in this as you were, believe me</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Comedy Crime Series</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:7a57c4af105b941220578b8fddfa97fc' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/look1.png\" border=\"0\" alt=\"When you think Toronto, you know it&#39;s a metal, that&#39;s the greatest part of the Periodic table. Wax too.\" title=\"When you think Toronto, you know it&#39;s a metal, that&#39;s the greatest part of the Periodic table. Wax too.\" width=\"396\" height=\"190\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />When you think Toronto, you know it&#39;s a metal, that&#39;s the greatest part of the Periodic table. Wax too.</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Comedy</strong> (UK) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#339 in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:3ae61bf2fff2822626300ba68fbf17bb' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/wallpaper_sopranos_s04_1280x1024.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Bada Boobs!\" title=\"Bada Boobs!\" width=\"396\" height=\"284\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Bada Boobs!</em></span> </p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Dear Kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Rather than giving my late review of the final nine episodes of <strong>&quot;The Sopranos&quot;</strong>, known to audiences as <strong>Season 6B</strong>, I think I&#39;ll refrain from riding / fighting the tides of the other million opinions on the subject. Imagine the horror of missing the final episode on the night it aired and having to be hermetically sealed for three days, walking in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:0a4637b0a4e57280ebda3b460d6129da' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/VICE.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"By the end of Season 1, you&#39;ll think pink is the new black\" title=\"By the end of Season 1, you&#39;ll think pink is the new black\" width=\"396\" height=\"288\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />By the end of Season 1, you&#39;ll think pink is the new black</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Action Crime Drama Thriller Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Don Johnson</strong> (<em><a href=\"/guts/ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:8888ef0e9b0a2fb54d32513ad4d00c37' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/sealab1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Quinn and Debbie Sittin in the sea, S-W-I-M-M-I-N-G. First comes Quinn, then... he leaves.\" title=\"Quinn and Debbie Sittin in the sea, S-W-I-M-M-I-N-G. First comes Quinn, then... he leaves.\" width=\"395\" height=\"482\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Quinn and Debbie Sittin in the sea, S-W-I-M-M-I-N-G. First comes Quinn, then... he leaves.</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Animation Sci-Fi Comedy Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em>< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:092dc296b1afce40621aa6aa6e394229' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/image13066.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;Sealab... Underneath the Pravda!&quot;\" title=\"&quot;Sealab... Underneath the Pravda!&quot;\" width=\"396\" height=\"293\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;Sealab... Underneath the Pravda!&quot;</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Animation Sci-Fi Comedy Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><font color=\"#3399ff\"><strong>Starring:</strong> </font></em><font color=\"#cccccc\"><strong>Michael Goz</strong></font>, <strong>Erik E in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:187b1f0ed0ffa198a48574b8febe1beb' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/0155_f.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Bizzzaroooo!\" title=\"Bizzzaroooo!\" width=\"324\" height=\"432\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Bizzzaroooo!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Animation Sci-Fi Comedy Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Harry Goz</strong>, <strong>Erik Estrada</strong> (<strong>&quot;CHiPs&quot;</strong>)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Directed By:< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:188bd8e53f23b08de8920f73403de4a6' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/shield-wall2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The story from left to right: Cops barge in to stop a suicidal black man and his junky dog, cop gets shot (funeral), but in the coffin they find a baby, Chiklis freaks out on THIS guy, fire ensues, and Dutch hold up his X-rays proving that his heart is IN\" title=\"The story from left to right: Cops barge in to stop a suicidal black man and his junky dog, cop gets shot (funeral), but in the coffin they find a baby, Chiklis freaks out on THIS guy, fire ensues, and Dutch hold up his X-rays proving that his heart is IN\" width=\"396\" height=\"297\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> The story from left to right: Cops barge in to stop a suicidal black man and his junky dog, cop gets shot in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:ba3c74228ec3e5fca707a3d2dea54964' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/the-shield-wp4-1280.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Ok! Ok, I&#39;ll watch! Jesus Chicklis, get a hold on!\" title=\"Ok! Ok, I&#39;ll watch! Jesus Chicklis, get a hold on!\" width=\"325\" height=\"227\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Ok! Ok, I&#39;ll watch! Jesus Chicklis, get a hold on!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Crime Drama Series</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Michael Chiklis</strong> (<strong>&quot;The Commish&quot;</stro in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:a29c50a4a3852572b078ada53af05d77' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/theshield.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Hello, Glenn Effin Close, what more do you WANT? Vic with a gun? Well there it is!\" title=\"Hello, Glenn Effin Close, what more do you WANT? Vic with a gun? Well there it is!\" width=\"261\" height=\"350\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Hello, Glenn Effin Close, what more do you WANT? Vic with a gun? Well there it is!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Crime Drama Series</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff990 in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:8627bc02ab5233f40f3bbc95232934b1' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/season5newsfile.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"That&#39;s bloody, buddy\" title=\"That&#39;s bloody, buddy\" width=\"396\" height=\"358\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />That&#39;s bloody, buddy</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Crime Drama Series</strong> </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></em>Michael Chiklis</strong> (<strong>&quot;The Commish&quot;</strong>; <strong><em>Fantastic Four</em></strong>), <strong>Forest Whitaker</strong> (&l in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:3411671d92acfc7c26d99abdfa3ffd5c' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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The Boob Tube

I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
- Orson Welles

I have a very strict way of watching my television: all at once, as a series, season by season, commercial free. Here you will find assessments and info from shows as obscure as "Look Around You" and "Wonder Showzen" to the ever popular "The Sopranos" and "24", with even a couple old television series to boot. Take a look around.

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