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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:4:{s:6:\"tables\";a:24:{s:4:\"node\";a:5:{s:4:\"name\";s:4:\"node\";s:8:\"provider\";s:8:\"internal\";s:6:\"fields\";a:10:{s:5:\"title\";a:6:{s:4:\"name\";s:11:\"Node: Title\";s:7:\"handler\";a:2:{s:28:\"views_handler_field_nodelink\";s:6:\"Normal\";s:38:\"views_handler_field_nodelink_with_mark\";s:17:\"With updated mark\";}s:6:\"option\";a:2:{s:5:\"#type\";s:6:\"select\";s:8:\"#options\";a:2:{s:4:\"link\";s:7:\"As link\";s:6:\"nolink\";s:12:\"Without link\";}}s:8:\"sortable\";b:1;s:10:\"addlfields\";a:1:{i:0;s:7:\"changed\";}s:4:\"help\";s:30:\"Display the title of the node.\";}s:3:\"nid\";a:3:{s:4:\"name\";s:8:\" in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:6:{s:15:\"comments_recent\";O:8:\"stdClass\":24:{s:4:\"name\";s:15:\"comments_recent\";s:11:\"description\";s:29:\"Display recent comments block\";s:6:\"access\";a:0:{}s:13:\"view_args_php\";s:0:\"\";s:5:\"block\";b:1;s:11:\"block_title\";s:15:\"Recent comments\";s:12:\"block_header\";s:0:\"\";s:19:\"block_header_format\";s:1:\"1\";s:12:\"block_footer\";s:0:\"\";s:19:\"block_footer_format\";s:1:\"1\";s:11:\"block_empty\";s:0:\"\";s:18:\"block_empty_format\";s:1:\"1\";s:10:\"block_type\";s:4:\"list\";s:15:\"nodes_per_block\";s:2:\"10\";s:10:\"block_more\";s:1:\"0\";s:21:\"block_use_page_header\";b:0;s:21:\" in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:en' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'a:0:{}', created = 1438590932, expire = 0, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'views_with_inline_args:en' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:2392a5ba69d9f18da0a01a7dc726446e' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>What were they thinking? Here you will find some genuine toilet floaters. If you ask me, stay the Hell away.</p>\n', created = 1438590932, expire = 1438677332, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'filter:3:2392a5ba69d9f18da0a01a7dc726446e' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:5f534e31d077eed1cdd8668e33896c98' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Prince-Purple-Rain-.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Close your outh lest it be filled with lace\" title=\"Close your outh lest it be filled with lace\" width=\"385\" height=\"396\" /><em><br />Close your mouth lest it be filled with lace</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Music Drama</strong> </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>Prince</strong> (<strong><em>Under the Cherry Moon</em></strong> • <strong><em>Graffiti Bridge</em></strong>), <strong>Apolloni in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:ed0e71bdc99f5db8f8ef4a59c4d6a079' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><font color=\"#000000\">.</font><br /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/galaxy1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;I live... and DIE... by the crystals!&quot; Oh he does, boy, he does. Go Sid!\" title=\"&quot;I live... and DIE... by the crystals!&quot; Oh he does, boy, he does. Go Sid!\" width=\"429\" height=\"235\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;I live... and DIE... by the crystals!&quot; Oh he does, boy, he does. Go Sid!<br /></em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Sci-Fi Horror</strong>  </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399 in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:2386bf7d1ffd71fb95a440a56060fb2b' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/TheCar_0.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"What Evil HONKS!\" title=\"What Evil HONKS!\" width=\"325\" height=\"451\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />What Evil HONKS!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Horror Thriller</strong> </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>Ronny Cox</strong> (<a href=\"/guts/?q=node/1259\"><em>Deliverance</em></a> • <strong><em>Robocop</em></strong>), <strong>James Brolin</strong> (&l in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:8151eeb3eb784e56f330f174a57ecfdb' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/evgitoons.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"What does Carradine, a tramp, and a cartoon wolf have in common? They all hung themselves while engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation!... Whaaat?\" title=\"What does Carradine, a tramp, and a cartoon wolf have in common? They all hung themselves while engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation!... Whaaat?\" width=\"273\" height=\"360\" /><em><br />What does Carradine, a tramp, and a cartoon wolf have in common? They all hung themselves while engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation!<br />... Whaaat?</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Comedy Horror</strong>... with about 40 seconds of < in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:07727a19fb13000e1b3984afd83a2b6a' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/African_Queen1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"See how distraught she is? It&#39;s cause she had to have her tea at 4:15. Damn Mud Hut Nations!\" title=\"See how distraught she is? It&#39;s cause she had to have her tea at 4:15. Damn Mud Hut Nations!\" width=\"396\" height=\"374\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />See how distraught she is? It&#39;s cause she had to have her tea at 4:15. Damn Mud Hut Nations!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:49dfa4cf7e435e8538d526611f640b74' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Bunuel.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"BUn\" title=\"BUn\" width=\"324\" height=\"470\" /><em><br />Yummy hands make for laughable film</em></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Avant-Garde Short</strong> (France)</p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></em>Gaston Modot</strong>, <strong>Lya Lys</strong></p>\n<p><em in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/titlange.0_0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A museum curator&#39;s most important asset is certainly his .45\" title=\"A museum curator&#39;s most important asset is certainly his .45\" width=\"396\" height=\"264\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Christian Slater plays a brave yet emotionally complex and vulnerable archaeologist. <br /></em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Action Horror Thriller</strong> (USA, Canada, Germany) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font col in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:05c89c8de251c6c314321b9b1896a35b' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/titlange.0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A museum curator&#39;s most important asset is certainly his .45\" title=\"A museum curator&#39;s most important asset is certainly his .45\" width=\"396\" height=\"264\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> A museum curator&#39;s most important asset is certainly his .45</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Action Horror Thriller</strong> (USA, Canada, Germany) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:738dd06eea03e33bf0e8784d430fed09' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Marx%20Brothers%20%28Animal%20Crackers%29_1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"For a boyish mute, Harpo can get downright creepy, man\" title=\"For a boyish mute, Harpo can get downright creepy, man\" width=\"396\" height=\"271\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />For a boyish mute, Harpo can get downright creepy, man</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Comedy Musical</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>The Marx Brothers</strong> (<a href=\"/guts/?q=node/870\"&g in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:c99a4db581679a53197472ba9660bca2' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\">&#160;</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /><br /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/0123.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Sexy, but a little too rough for even MY tastes.\" title=\"Sexy, but a little too rough for even MY tastes.\" width=\"396\" height=\"217\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Sexy, but a little too rough for even MY tastes.</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Drama Horror Mystery Thriller</strong> (South Korea, Japan) </p>\ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:112d9c65b3640b2ebe172b92125128f8' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/avant1_0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Yup, a whole lotta nuthin&#39;...\" title=\"Yup, a whole lotta nuthin&#39;...\" width=\"324\" height=\"466\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> Yup, a whole lotta nuthin&#39;...</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Silent Avant-Garde Shorts </strong>(USA, France, Germany) </p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Overview:</font></strong></em> This is two-disk collection of early Experimental film, including Robert Florey &amp; Slavko Vorkadich&#39 in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:38638e01de6f522f61ff7bc6b32583bc' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/bad.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;Nope, Nope I&#39;m totally one of you, look yummmm!&quot;\" title=\"&quot;Nope, Nope I&#39;m totally one of you, look yummmm!&quot;\" width=\"389\" height=\"309\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;Nope, Nope I&#39;m totally one of you, look yummmm!&quot;</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Action Comedy Horror Sci-Fi</strong> (New Zealand) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\&qu in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:3f6c1e60550a09e0c2981b45f90448cf' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Gatchaman_boxart.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"f\" title=\"f\" width=\"396\" height=\"182\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I remember being 7 years old and rushing home from school to watch an episode of the cool-outfitted bird-theme uniformed team that flew in a ship that could transform into a fiery Phoenix. Oh... my... GOD. It was the coolest thing in the world and no cartoon could compare. Not <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jem_(TV_series)\">&quot;Jem&quot;</a>, not <a href=\"http://flyingmoose.org/heman/heman.htm\">&quot;He-Man&quot;</a>, not <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThunderCats\">&quot;Thundercats&quot;</a>, and certainly in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:9c1c4a95c159df90184986cb150b944c' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001_0_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </font></strong></em></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/the-bigamist-movie-poster-1953-1020690717.preview.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"And such a small man in comparison...\" title=\"And such a small man in comparison...\" width=\"278\" height=\"640\" /><em><br />And such a small man in comparison...</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Drama</strong> </p> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:af197d0b17d9f04a628271448e040519' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/birthofanation.0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Um.. not thatI&#39;m any kind of general or anything, but isn&#39;t standing there like that in a firefight kind of a stupid thing to do\" title=\"Um.. not thatI&#39;m any kind of general or anything, but isn&#39;t standing there like that in a firefight kind of a stupid thing to do\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" /><em><br />Um.. not that I&#39;m any kind of general or anything, but isn&#39;t standing there like that in a firefight kind of a stupid thing to do?</ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:d9e7938e9224eb284917b101c5137dbe' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/exoticism5.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"He&#39;s whispering sweet nothings... No really, they were saying NOTHING. BLA BLA BLA!\" title=\"He&#39;s whispering sweet nothings... No really, they were saying NOTHING. BLA BLA BLA!\" width=\"324\" height=\"286\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />He&#39;s whispering sweet nothings... No really, they were saying NOTHING. BLA BLA BLA!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font>< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:302b77400a62cda1aa25f08e4bb2c29e' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001_0_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </font></strong></em></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/BlackCatForiegnFINAL.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"What is up with all that WHOOSHING and glaring? \" title=\"What is up with all that WHOOSHING and glaring? \" width=\"415\" height=\"640\" /><br /><span class=\"caption\"><em>What is up with all that WHOOSHING and glaring? </em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong>& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:586c09909aad14e3f47c6f02006d6bc1' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/BPpromophoto.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Oh Douggey, none can come close to your dapper poses.\" title=\"Oh Douggey, none can come close to your dapper poses.\" width=\"396\" height=\"350\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> Oh Douggey, none can come close to your dapper poses.</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Silent Action Adventure</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Douglas Fairbanks</strong> (<a href=\"/guts/?q=node/1683\"><em>The Iron M in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:1834d7ee56cf8491e6b919af84817d09' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Blood_feast.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!\" title=\"This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!\" width=\"301\" height=\"360\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Horror </strong></p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>William Kerwin</strong> (<em><a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2995\">Two Thousand Maniacs!</a></em>), <strong& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:a2710663e4a48292f393390148291bd1' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </font></strong></em></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/boudusavedfromdrowning.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"You may begin holding your breath\" title=\"You may begin holding your breath\" width=\"246\" height=\"360\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />You may begin holding your breath</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Comedy</strong&g in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:de23b6d7b760cb9790b53f89fdfbf02d' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Burning%20SOil.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Tastes like SOIL!\" title=\"Tastes like SOIL!\" width=\"427\" height=\"244\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Tastes like SOIL!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Silent Drama</strong> (Germany) </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>Eugen Klöpfer</strong>, <strong>Vladimir Gajdarov</strong></p>\n<p><font color=\"#3399ff\"><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><em>Directe in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:4bb0b9b149d4ccdf4a871a69b83dac80' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001_0_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </font></strong></em></p>\n<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/CaptainBlood.jpeg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"He just LOOOOVES to murder! It&#39;s so FUN!\" title=\"He just LOOOOVES to murder! It&#39;s so FUN!\" width=\"350\" height=\"557\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />He just LOOOOVES to murder! It&#39;s so FUN!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:e90a751e48ea353b0c0e69c0f95cf4f1' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cujo1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Eeek! Obects in mirror and all that! How Chilling!\" title=\"Eeek! Obects in mirror and all that! How Chilling!\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Eeek! Obects in mirror and all that! How Chilling!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Horror Thriller</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Dee Wallace-Stone</strong> (<em><a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2417\">The Howling</a></em>; < in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:5de94623595f0913c758a34e5e3ac6be' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/dotd1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I know, I know he doesn&#39;t look dead, well just keep READING!\" title=\"I know, I know he doesn&#39;t look dead, well just keep READING!\" width=\"432\" height=\"234\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />I know, I know. He doesn&#39;t look dead. Well just keep READING!<br /></em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Apocalyptic</strong> <strong>Zombie Horror</strong> </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>Lori Cardille</st in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:fb462084e6442c3dcea03bb95a621516' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/day_of_the_dead_2_contagium.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;Mom? What&#39;s for breakfast! Chewties?! What a perfect way to begin the day!&quot;\" title=\"&quot;Mom? What&#39;s for breakfast! Chewties?! What a perfect way to begin the day!&quot;\" width=\"284\" height=\"300\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;Mom? What&#39;s for breakfast! Chewties?! What a perfect way to begin the day!&quot;</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Horror Drama</strong> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:026ff6f3e16af9a1b38e597f40446135' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/lovela_lind_deepthroa_102b.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"blowhard\" title=\"blowhard\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Linda&#39;s such a blowhard</em></span>. </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Porn</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Linda Lovelace</strong> (<em><strong>Dog 1</strong></em>; <em><strong>Sexual Ecstasy of the Macumba</strong></em>) , <strong>Harry Reams</strong> (<em in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:38a185bfbf72fde0c09bd42fcaa0aa9e' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /><br /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/DasTestamentDesDrMabuse01.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Beakey McQuacken is one of the more indimidating personas...\" title=\"Beakey McQuacken is one of the more indimidating personas...\" width=\"396\" height=\"333\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Beakey McQuacken is one of the more indimidating personas...</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Silent Mystery Crime Thriller</strong> (Germany) </p>\n<p>< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:e13a8ca0549a33c6799c9e53320cf734' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/eart232h.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Yay for Dirt!\" title=\"Yay for Dirt!\" width=\"274\" height=\"387\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Yay for Dirt!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Silent Drama</strong> (Soviet Union)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Stepan Sh in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:0934598f8934e7fd487e1656072f5962' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/epidemic1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Yeah, it&#39;s a real outbreak... *Cough Cough*\" title=\"Yeah, it&#39;s a real outbreak... *Cough Cough*\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Yeah, it&#39;s a real outbreak... *Cough Cough*</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Apocalyptic Drama Horror Thriller Thematic Trilogy</strong> (Denmark) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><strong> </strong></font in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.

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