Hidden Phlegm

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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">Call them what you will: &#39;Guilty Pleasures&#39;, &#39;So Bad It&#39;s Good&#39;, &#39;Strictly for Heckling&#39;. I call them <strong>Hidden Phlegms.</strong> Here you will find bad movies, stuff that may not even warrant being called film, but somehow, somewhere along the way, they wound up being endearing in our hearts. These titles are indeed terrible, but terrible enough that you want to see them over and over again... especially if you&#39;re watching it drunk with friends.</p>\n', created = 1419221315, expire = 1419307715, headers = '' WHERE cid = 'filter:3:603c522f1092ce5061684fe93ece0dcf' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/KOOLSTEPA.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Cool cat\" title=\"Cool cat\" width=\"221\" height=\"333\" align=\"left\" />Hi kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/3401\">Part I</a> of my lovely dissertation on toilet films, I explained my reasons for my new found love of stinky sin-ema. In this, <strong>Part II</strong>, I&#39;ll just dive right in and tell you why you, fetid film fan, should see these titles above the rest of the floaters.</p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><strong><em>Black Belt Jones </em>(1974) </strong><font color=\"#ff6600\">Blaxploitation Action</font>: The premise of <strong><e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>Well hello again kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Looks like I&#39;ve found in my Friday night ritual something to write about. In what is sure to become a regular segment of mine, these <strong>Tripping Stardust</strong> moments are quick jabs at the good chunks of my amazingly fun interactive film night, rife with really cheesy Kung-Fu movies, low-budget Italian Horror or 80s action flicks, just to name a few Genres. Yes, this event I have named <strong>Hecklefest</strong>, my weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out is often painful, though sometimes we find awesomeness beyond compare and it&#39;s time I tell you again what three films float to the top when you shake the sludge at the bottom of the barrel.</p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Trol in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>Well hello again kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Looks like I&#39;ve found in my Friday night ritual something to write about. In what is sure to become a regular segment of mine, these <strong>Tripping Stardust</strong> moments are quick jabs to let you all know how amazingly fun it is to have interactive film night with really cheesy Kung-Fu movies, low-budget Italian Horror or 80s action flicks. Yes, this event that I have named <strong>Hecklefest</strong> (a weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out) is usually painful, though sometimes we find awesomeness beyond compare and it&#39;s time I tell you again what three films need to be noticed while gazing at the bottom of the barrel.</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/inframan5-1024.JPG\" borde in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/deathwish3_0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Three time the moustache!\" title=\"Three time the moustache!\" width=\"279\" height=\"324\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Three time the Moustache!</em></span> </p>\n<p>Well hello again kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So soon we return to what has become one of my favorite segments on this little site I call the <strong>Filmsquish</strong>. For those of you who aren&#39;t &#39;in the know&#39;, let me break it down quickly for you. Every Friday in the land of Squish, I attend what I have named <strong>Hecklefest</strong> (a weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out). We drink, in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>Hi there kiddies!</p>\n<div align=\"justify\">Today we&#39;ll be talking about a lovely little development in the evolution that is <a href=\"/guts/?q=taxonomy/term/110\">Hecklefest</a>, (a weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out). I will begin by revealing a terrible secret to you all: sometimes we watch movies that big-time suck. And when that happens, a majority vote of those in the room is all it takes to end the suffering to kick the film into Fast-Forward (oh it&#39;s fun when the guy holding out leaves the room to go to the toilet). Amidst these moments we&#39;ve discovered there&#39;s one key phrase that may be shouted out to immediately cease the fast forwarding. Those two words are:<br /> <br />\n<div align=\"center\"><font size=\"4\" color=\"#ff9900\">&quot;Bo in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p><font color=\"#000000\">.</font> </p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><font color=\"#000000\">.</font><br /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/amazonscaredmummy.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"AIR BUD?! The HORROR!!\" title=\"AIR BUD?! The HORROR!!\" width=\"137\" height=\"216\" align=\"left\" />Hello Kiddies, </div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Here we are in my 8th installment of sharing with you my deep Schlock-appreciation and I just realized that I&#39;ve hoarded all my wisdom!  My sincerest apologies!  Allow me to rectify this problem immediately and share with you the keys to the Kingdom of the Heckle. Today I will give unto thee the secrets of making a nigh-perfect trash sinema night. In honour of the upcoming in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/shock444.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"eek!\" title=\"eek!\" width=\"410\" height=\"152\" /><br /><span class=\"caption\"><em>Eek! Colourization IS terrifying!</em></span> </div>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Thriller </strong></p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></em>Vincent Price</strong> (<strong><em>The Fly</em> (1958)</strong>; <strong><em>Pit and the Pendulum</em></strong>), <strong>Lynn Bari</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font col in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:d63cea0d6de049eecd1be45c4189cfb6' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/titlange.0_0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A museum curator&#39;s most important asset is certainly his .45\" title=\"A museum curator&#39;s most important asset is certainly his .45\" width=\"396\" height=\"264\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Christian Slater plays a brave yet emotionally complex and vulnerable archaeologist. <br /></em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Action Horror Thriller</strong> (USA, Canada, Germany) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font col in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:38638e01de6f522f61ff7bc6b32583bc' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/bad.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;Nope, Nope I&#39;m totally one of you, look yummmm!&quot;\" title=\"&quot;Nope, Nope I&#39;m totally one of you, look yummmm!&quot;\" width=\"389\" height=\"309\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;Nope, Nope I&#39;m totally one of you, look yummmm!&quot;</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Action Comedy Horror Sci-Fi</strong> (New Zealand) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\&qu in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:1834d7ee56cf8491e6b919af84817d09' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Blood_feast.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!\" title=\"This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!\" width=\"301\" height=\"360\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Horror </strong></p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>William Kerwin</strong> (<em><a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2995\">Two Thousand Maniacs!</a></em>), <strong& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:0b1e86ea1a2617fdc83ab9332d723209' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/bloodsuckers_02.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Wow, these screenshots make the movie look great!\" title=\"Wow, these screenshots make the movie look great!\" width=\"396\" height=\"280\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Wow, these screenshots make the movie look great!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Sci-Fi Action Vampire Horror</strong>... <strong>Comedy</strong>?</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Dominic Zamprogna</strong>, <strong>Michael Ironside < in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:7bb262fff29e433cafd398b69210e5c0' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cemeteryman1_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"f\" title=\"f\" width=\"324\" height=\"424\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Poor guy. First he buries em, then he shoots em in the head...</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Fantasy Zombie Horror Comedy Romance </strong>(Italy, France, Germany) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><strong> </strong></font></em><strong>Rupert Everett</strong> (<a href=\"/guts/ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:aa4a91a773eaeb9393f094a4966dcae4' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/creeps1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Posters of early eighties B-Grade films. It&#39;s a double edged sword, so awesome because it&#39;s so bad...\" title=\"Posters of early eighties B-Grade films. It&#39;s a double edged sword, so awesome because it&#39;s so bad...\" width=\"396\" height=\"514\" /><em><br />Posters of early eighties B-Grade films. It&#39;s a double edged sword, so awesome because it&#39;s so bad...</em></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Crime Fantasy Horror Mystery Thriller</strong> (Italy)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:&l in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:1ee246abccca69382aa83250cf6e8bab' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/crippled1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Stumpy / Grumpy / Slumpy\" title=\"Stumpy / Grumpy / Slumpy\" width=\"387\" height=\"98\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Stumpy / Slumpy / Grumpy</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Exploitation Action Drama</strong> (Taiwan) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><strong> </strong></font></em><strong>Jackie Conn &amp; Frankie Shum</strong> (<em><strong>Fight in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:5de94623595f0913c758a34e5e3ac6be' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/dotd1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I know, I know he doesn&#39;t look dead, well just keep READING!\" title=\"I know, I know he doesn&#39;t look dead, well just keep READING!\" width=\"432\" height=\"234\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />I know, I know. He doesn&#39;t look dead. Well just keep READING!<br /></em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Apocalyptic</strong> <strong>Zombie Horror</strong> </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>Lori Cardille</st in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:41837ee1cb5172da45dd818ee1ad6226' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/deadalive1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"That poor google-eyed woman has a google eyed zombie in her mouth...\" title=\"That poor google-eyed woman has a google eyed zombie in her mouth...\" width=\"324\" height=\"439\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />That poor google-eyed woman has a google eyed zombie in her mouth...</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Comedy Fantasy Zombie Horror </strong>(New Zealand) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><s in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:64bef783d4b522f184af50445496531a' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/DK_Death_Race_20001.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Yes, mofukas... it IS that cool!\" title=\"Yes, mofukas... it IS that cool!\" width=\"324\" height=\"405\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Yes, mofukas... it IS that cool!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Sports Action Sexploitation Sci-Fi Comedy</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>David Carradine</strong> (<a href=\"/guts/?q=node/748\"><em>Kill Bill: Vol. 2</em></a>;<strong> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:6a2d4dc198157bdf33730fbf148b9e3f' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/evil.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"No that&#39;s not Greico in the freak suit...\" title=\"No that&#39;s not Greico in the freak suit...\" width=\"324\" height=\"431\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />No that&#39;s not Greico in the freak suit...</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Horror Comedy</strong> (Canada)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Jenna Jameson</strong> (<em><strong>The New Devil In Miss Jones</strong></em>; <em><s in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:905fab05bb6b64f55cd6558e6205d8dd' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/exorcist_ii_the_heretic123.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Tagline: It&#39;s Four Years Later. What does she remember? Better question: Who effin cares?\" title=\"Tagline: It&#39;s Four Years Later. What does she remember? Better question: Who effin cares?\" width=\"360\" height=\"348\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Tagline: It&#39;s four years later. What does she remember? <br />Better question: Who effin cares?</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Horror</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:668b7998a41fdb81e5fbeb8e314525ae' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/forbidden-zone-20080728-092034.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Just cause it&#39;s dangerous doesn&#39;t mean you shouldn&#39;t visit\" title=\"Just cause it&#39;s dangerous doesn&#39;t mean you shouldn&#39;t visit\" width=\"296\" height=\"398\" /><em><br />Just cause it&#39;s dangerous doesn&#39;t mean you shouldn&#39;t visit</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Comedy Fantasy Musical</strong></p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>Hervé Villechaize</strong> (<strong>&am in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:2e8d34d16873207fa3a337c9b8cd24e3' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div align=\"justify\">Dear readers, we have a &#39;new&#39; movie theater in Ottawa! The Mayfair, a classic single screen theater built in the 1932 and recently salvaged from closure by film fanatics, has returned with a hip new schedule to once again become a glorious palace of entertainment! One of the amazing things they&#39;ve started doing is Silent Film Night, where they bring in a live band to do the sound and music. This weekend was all about <a href=\"/guts/?q=taxonomy/term/102/9\">Murnau</a>&#39;s <em><a href=\"/guts/?q=node/1073\">Nosferatu: A Symphony of Terror</a></em>.</div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Having seen <strong>Dreyer</strong>&#39;s <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/1094\"><em>The Passion of Joan of Arc </em>(1928)</a> in a high-ceilinged Gothic A in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.

Movies That Suck So Good

Call them what you will: 'Guilty Pleasures', 'So Bad It's Good', 'Strictly for Heckling'. I call them Hidden Phlegms. Here you will find bad movies, stuff that may not even warrant being called film, but somehow, somewhere along the way, they wound up being endearing in our hearts. These titles are indeed terrible, but terrible enough that you want to see them over and over again... especially if you're watching it drunk with friends.

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