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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><font color=\"#000000\">.</font><br /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/galaxy1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"&quot;I live... and DIE... by the crystals!&quot; Oh he does, boy, he does. Go Sid!\" title=\"&quot;I live... and DIE... by the crystals!&quot; Oh he does, boy, he does. Go Sid!\" width=\"429\" height=\"235\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;I live... and DIE... by the crystals!&quot; Oh he does, boy, he does. Go Sid!<br /></em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Sci-Fi Horror</strong>  </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399 in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/sb.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The best fun you&#39;ll have squirming\" title=\"The best fun you&#39;ll have squirming\" width=\"226\" height=\"321\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />The best fun you&#39;ll have squirming awkwardly</em></span> </p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Hidey Ho Kiddies!</p>\n<p>It&#39;s been quite a while since I gave you the run down of the stinkiest schlockiest films I&#39;ve seen lately, and... frankly I&#39;ve missed sharing. Hopefully this will help us both grow as emotional beings:</p>\n<p><strong><em><br /></em></strong></p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><strong><e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001_0_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </font></strong></em></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/BlackCatForiegnFINAL.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"What is up with all that WHOOSHING and glaring? \" title=\"What is up with all that WHOOSHING and glaring? \" width=\"415\" height=\"640\" /><br /><span class=\"caption\"><em>What is up with all that WHOOSHING and glaring? </em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong>& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Blood_feast.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!\" title=\"This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!\" width=\"301\" height=\"360\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />This is what it&#39;s all about - Firsts!</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Horror </strong></p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>William Kerwin</strong> (<em><a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2995\">Two Thousand Maniacs!</a></em>), <strong& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:0b1e86ea1a2617fdc83ab9332d723209' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/bloodsuckers_02.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Wow, these screenshots make the movie look great!\" title=\"Wow, these screenshots make the movie look great!\" width=\"396\" height=\"280\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Wow, these screenshots make the movie look great!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Sci-Fi Action Vampire Horror</strong>... <strong>Comedy</strong>?</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Dominic Zamprogna</strong>, <strong>Michael Ironside < in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/dracula156.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Ze light, she is... HSSSSS\" title=\"Ze light, she is... HSSSSS\" width=\"432\" height=\"324\" /><br /></font><font size=\"1\">Ze light, she is... HSSSSS</font></strong></em><font color=\"#3399ff\"><br /><em> </em></font></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <stron in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\">&#160;</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /><br /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/caligari09.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Somnambulist (noun) : 1.) One who enjoys some of what Nambla has to offer.\" title=\"Somnambulist (noun) : 1.) One who enjoys some of what Nambla has to offer.\" width=\"320\" height=\"244\" /><em><br />Somnambulist (noun) : 1.) One who enjoys some of what <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nambla\">Nambla</a> has to offer.</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong&g in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cannibal%20holocaust%20poster.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"How could anyone misconstrue this for a gratuitous films!?\" title=\"How could anyone misconstrue this for a gratuitous films!?\" width=\"249\" height=\"360\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />How could anyone misconstrue this for a gratuitous films!?</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Exploitation Adventure Horror</strong> (Italy)</p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>Robert Kerman</strong> (<strong><em>Can in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001_0_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /> </font></strong></em></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/carrie_print2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Fan Art is The Best Art\" title=\"Fan Art is The Best Art\" width=\"360\" height=\"507\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Fan Art is The Best Art</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Verdana& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:7bb262fff29e433cafd398b69210e5c0' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cemeteryman1_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"f\" title=\"f\" width=\"324\" height=\"424\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Poor guy. First he buries em, then he shoots em in the head...</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Fantasy Zombie Horror Comedy Romance </strong>(Italy, France, Germany) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><strong> </strong></font></em><strong>Rupert Everett</strong> (<a href=\"/guts/ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:04067160f7e3a182de59a2eaadcf73c5' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/con2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Well at least Hell is modern!\" title=\"Well at least Hell is modern!\" width=\"396\" height=\"298\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /> Well at least Hell is modern!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Action Drama Fantasy Horror Thriller</strong> (USA, Germany) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></strong></em><em><font color=\"#ff9900\"><strong> </strong></font></em><strong>Keanu Reeves</strong> (<em><strong& in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:aa4a91a773eaeb9393f094a4966dcae4' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/creeps1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Posters of early eighties B-Grade films. It&#39;s a double edged sword, so awesome because it&#39;s so bad...\" title=\"Posters of early eighties B-Grade films. It&#39;s a double edged sword, so awesome because it&#39;s so bad...\" width=\"396\" height=\"514\" /><em><br />Posters of early eighties B-Grade films. It&#39;s a double edged sword, so awesome because it&#39;s so bad...</em></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Crime Fantasy Horror Mystery Thriller</strong> (Italy)</p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:&l in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:58cbd49865ff69e172bfea96aff14dfb' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cube1.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I think you&#39;ll agree that tagline does appropriately reflect the opinion of most viewers.\" title=\"I think you&#39;ll agree that tagline does appropriately reflect the opinion of most viewers.\" width=\"324\" height=\"385\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />I think you&#39;ll agree that tagline does appropriately reflect the opinion of most viewers.</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em><strong> Sci-Fi Horror Mystery Thriller</strong> (Canada) </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font>&l in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: LOCK TABLES cache WRITE in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cujo1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Eeek! Obects in mirror and all that! How Chilling!\" title=\"Eeek! Obects in mirror and all that! How Chilling!\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Eeek! Obects in mirror and all that! How Chilling!</em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Horror Thriller</strong></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></strong></em><strong>Dee Wallace-Stone</strong> (<em><a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2417\">The Howling</a></em>; < in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:eb9f5a67d623c3484ea15f797e126c75' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/1001.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"432\" height=\"112\" /></p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Dawn%20of%20the%20Dead1.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"396\" height=\"234\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />&quot;I&#39;ll take Door Number Three! AAAArrrrggghhhh&quot;</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Apocalyptic Action Drama Zombie Horror</strong> (USA, Italy)</p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring: </font></em>Ken F in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:b25720faa5fe3b072beaa072584261aa' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">Hi Kiddies, and welcome to what&#39;s certainly going to be one of my own personal favourite pages. For those of you who have not seen the original<em><strong> Dawn Of The Dead</strong></em>, this is just one big spoiler. For the rest of you, here is a celebration of every single one of the 82 onscreen kills that can be found in the 1978 <strong>Romero </strong>Zombie Classic, <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/1939\"><em>Dawn Of The Dead</em></a>, screen capped by yours truly, for your viewing pleasure.</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Enjoy</strong> </p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img class=\"image img_assist_custom\" src=\"/guts/files/images/TEST%20one.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Kills 1-6\" title=\"Kills 1 in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:5de94623595f0913c758a34e5e3ac6be' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/dotd1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I know, I know he doesn&#39;t look dead, well just keep READING!\" title=\"I know, I know he doesn&#39;t look dead, well just keep READING!\" width=\"432\" height=\"234\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />I know, I know. He doesn&#39;t look dead. Well just keep READING!<br /></em></span></p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Apocalyptic</strong> <strong>Zombie Horror</strong> </p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em></strong> <strong>Lori Cardille</st in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.

Enter A Web Of Terror...

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Well hello, hello. My aren't you my favourite kind of fan? Yes, the dark caverns of bloody, gore-loving, terrifying and usually cruel (hopefully with a few zombies thrown in) Horror await the dauntless visitors trekking this thorny path. You can rest assured that this section is over-ripe with film selections that will make your skin crawl.


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