priligy tablets buy priligy online dapoxetine purchase priligy pills dapoxetine tablets dapoxetine 60mg buy dapoxetine priligy online priligy 30mg priligy 30 mg dapoxetine 30mg dapoxetine priligy priligy 60 mg where can i buy dapoxetine dapoxetine dosage dapoxetine online priligy online pharmacy priligy uk buy dapoxetine online priligy dosage generic priligy priligy results buy priligy tablets dapoxetine price dapoxetine online pharmacy priligy dapoxetine buy where can i buy priligy dapoxetine pills where to buy priligy dapoxetine 30 priligy prescription buy dapoxetine 60mg priligy medicine dapoxetine online purchase priligy price buy priligy dapoxetine online priligy dapoxetine 30mg order priligy online where to buy dapoxetine priligy 30mg tablets dapoxetine uk where can i get priligy dapoxetine generic priligy effectiveness priligy 60 mg tablets dapoxetine 60 mg online priligy without prescription order priligy dapoxetine tablets 60 mg dapoxetine prescription where to get dapoxetine priligy dapoxetine 60mg dapoxetine drug viagra with dapoxetine dapoxetine 30 mg tablet priligy 60 mg price priligy pharmacy dapoxetine for sale priligy tabletes dapoxetine sildenafil where to get priligy priligy tablets uk dapoxetine effects order dapoxetine does priligy work dapoxetine order online dapoxetine alternative dapoxetine tablets price where to buy dapoxetine online cialis with dapoxetine dapoxetine tablets 30 mg dapoxetine tablets online sildenafil and dapoxetine priligy and viagra priligy drug priligy 30mg price priligy for sale priligy tab 30mg tadalafil dapoxetine dapoxetin bestellen premature ejeculation tablets priligy 60mg dapoxetine and sildenafil tablets priligy cost dapoxetine and sildenafil dapoxetine poxet 60 buy priligy cheap dapoxetine 30mg buy online priligy dapoxetina dapoxetine combination dapoxetine 90mg priligy 60 dapoxetine and viagra dapoxetin 60mg priligy pills for sale dapoxetine best price cheap priligy cialis and dapoxetine tadalafil and dapoxetine how to use dapoxetine priligy canada viagra and priligy dapoxetine usa cialis dapoxetine priligy and cialis together viagra dapoxetine dapoxetine pills for sale priligy and viagra combination generic priligy online priligy in usa sildenafil with dapoxetine cialis with dapoxetine review stop premature ejeculation priligy viagra dapoxetine and viagra together buy dapoxetine cheap priligy review uk buy generic priligy online how long does priligy last cialis last longer dapoxetine canada what is priligy priligy tablets review can you take priligy with viagra cialis plus dapoxetine dapoxetine and cialis together sildenafil dapoxetine combination priligy and viagra together dapoxetine and cialis tadalafil with dapoxetine online cialis priligy what is dapoxetine buy cheap priligy online can i take priligy with viagra generic dapoxetine online sildenafil dapoxetine tablets sildenafil and dapoxetine combination how to take priligy cialis and priligy together does dapoxetine work how to use dapoxetine tablets tadalafil dapoxetine combination dapoxetine 60 priligy combined with cialis tadalafil dapoxetine tablets cheap dapoxetine how to use dapoxetine and sildenafil tablets viagra priligy priligy usa do you need a prescription for priligy dapoxetine sildenafil combination priligy how long does it last what is dapoxetine and sildenafil tablets priligy cheap tadalafil and dapoxetine tablets sildenafil plus dapoxetine dapoxy 60 can priligy be taken with cialis dapoxetine and tadalafil dapoxetina 30mg dapoxetine for sale online dapoxetine vs viagra dapoxy 60 mg priligy 30 mg or 60 mg priligy cialis together priligy canada pharmacy sildenafil with 30mg of dapoxetine dapoxetin tablete can you take dapoxetine with viagra dapoxetine with sildenafil dapoxetine tadalafil combination dapoxetine and sildenafil tablets dosage dapoxetine and sildenafil combination tadalafil plus dapoxetine how to get priligy dapoxetine half life dapoxetine canadian pharmacy how long does priligy last for priligy dose priligy original dapoxetine sildenafil tablets ever long tablet benefits dapoxetin priligy last longer deutsch everlong dapoxetine original priligy online priligy buy online canada dapoxetine plus sildenafil sildenafil dapoxetine dosage does dapoxetine really work dapoxetine and sildenafil tab priligy canada where to buy priligy 30 mg 3 tablet priligy in canada priligy united states dapoxetine and sildenafil tablet Ghost Lake (2004) * Worst Hit * | Filmsquish.com

Ghost Lake (2004) * Worst Hit *

"Boo! We're all wet! RAAAA!" The Terror!!!
"Boo! We're all wet! RAAAA!" The Terror!!!

Genre: Horror Mystery Thriller

Starring: Tatum Adair, Timothy Prindle

Directed By: Jay Woelfel

Overview: After Becky's parents die, she goes to the cottage to mourn and move on, but the lake's undead denizens have other plans for her.

Performance:

The actor's names in the credits look more like porno names that real people. Aside from the headliners there's also Azure Sky Decker and Gregory Lee Kenyon just to name a few. The acting is as bad as a low production with a shitty director could be expected. I've seen worse, but not many.
Rating: 2

Cinematography:

There was this attempt at split screening that for some reason made me say out loud, "Oh look they're trying to be artsy. Isn't that nice? Now stop and never do that again." Sadly they did it another five times. One of my friends in attendance commented on how bad the lighting and rain effects were: "Is the lake made out of tin foil?" "Why is it raining but they're not wet?" The special effects too were either low-budge computer generated crap or plastic puppets. Stupid!
Rating: 3

Script:

The script was atrocious. There was only one film's script that's ever been worse. At least these people had realistic motivations. The horror genre also has a way of having people deduce plots from NOTHING. "Oh well this is the 13th time the 13 years have come around, so all the victims have to rise again and kill another 13 people." WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT ONE?
It's terrible! How can people think this way when they write? I could do better, and I keep thinking of actually doing just that to prove it. I could write better crap than this in an afternoon. Hell maybe I'll get on that.
Rating: 2

Plot:

The plot was stupid. A dam was built one day and the lake developed. There's an old town where the lake is now, and for some stupid reason the ghosts have to kill the living every 13 years. If a rotten body floated up to me when I was swimming and the house made noises and ghosts were out there to kill me, I'd get in my effin' car and drive back HOME. And so would YOU and so would anyone who wasn't a complete RETARD. Almost turned it off it was so boring. My two friends...They left.
Rating: 2

Mood:

What mood? That terrible computer-synthed Casio score? The plastic ghosts? I'm not even going to dignify explaining how lame this terrible thing was. Just trust me.
Rating: 2

Ghosts: Scary. Your Grandpa in a fisherman's hat with chapped lips: Not so much
Ghosts: Scary. Your Grandpa in a fisherman's hat with chapped lips: Not so much

Overall Rating: 22% (This Floating Turd Should Be Thrown Back In!)

Aftertaste:

The good-times-bad-movie trip ended up not being very fun at all. There's enjoying a bad movie together, and then there's being sapped by it. I couldn't take it. I couldn't come up with any more witty comments to offset the poo that this movie was. Ugh. This is on the worst of the year's list, but not like Creepers was... At least freaky monkeys with straight-razors and gore pools with bones floating in it have its own brand of appeal. There was no horror in this. It was a stupid drama with a wavy ghost or two and a terrible little girl with a lisp who deserved a smack. They all deserved a smack, all of them! I should ask for my money back,it was that bad.

| | | | |

omg man i rented this from blockbuster, and it was supposedly a zombie film that supposedly won awards. the acting was really shit, but i sat threw it, the zombies were not hungry, they just wanted to be reborn for some odd reason. and wtf is with that ending she molested a ghost? and the ghost wanted her to free him, and all she had to do was give up her body or something weird shit like that. burn it.


hahah, I don't remember any ghost molestation, but that's just par for the course.  I don't remember much of anything about this.  proof that selective memory works! :D

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
More information about formatting options
Captcha Image: you will need to recognize the text in it.
Please type in the letters/numbers that are shown in the image above.

Syndicate

Syndicate content