- Once (2006)
- All the President's Men (1976)
- Being John Malkovich (1999)
- In the Year of the Pig (1968)
- In The Mood For Love (2000)
- Hole, The (1960)
- Tokyo Story (1953)
- Ocean’s Eleven Blu-Ray Review
- Jurassic Park (1993)
- Gilda (1946)
- Rounders (1998)
- Masque of the Red Death, The (1964)
- Django Unchained (2012)
- Fat City (1972)
- Amélie (2001)
- All That Jazz (1979)
- Night of the Hunter, The (1955)
- King of Comedy, The (1983)
- Manhattan (1979)
- Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
- Sullivan's Travels (1941)
- Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, The (1994)
- Hecklefest Four-Word Film Reviews! August '12 - Week 4
- Playtime (1967)
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
- Haunted Castle, The (1921)
- Last Wave, The (1977)
- Naked Lunch (1991) * Weird and Wacky *
- Phantom Carriage, The (1921)
- Lolita (1962)
Squish's SuperSpyStats
Bond
James Bond
James Bond
Squish's SuperSpyStats
In hopes of learning more about James Bond, I thought I'd add to my reviews a few choice tidbits and factoids.
Here you will find very scientifically determined, through a wide range of criterion, exactly how magic Mr. Bond is. These SuperSpyStats will be updated after each individual review goes up, and is a tally of all total films combined.
Films Screened
#15 - The Living Daylights
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The Best Bond
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The Movie Bond Was Awesomest In
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Best Bond Girl
 Diana Rigg (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
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Second Best Bond Girl Lois Chiles (Moonraker) |
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Best Bond Girl Character Name
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Second Best Bond Girl Character Name
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Best Bond Villain
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Second Best Bond Villain
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Best Bond Goon |
Second Best Bond Goon
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Best 'Q' Gadget
Portable in 4 large cases - includes machine guns, heat seeking missiles, rocket lauchers and bombs |
Second Best 'Q' Gadget Aston Marten DB5 (Goldfinger, Thunderball) Including but not limited to: oil slick, smokescreen, dual machine guns, bulletproof windows |
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Best Bond Car
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Second Best Bond Car
 Lotus Esprit (The Spy Who Loved Me) |
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Personal bodycount
Of which FIVE were barehanded kills |
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Near Misses
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Martinis Drank
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Dames Bedded
You need a legend to the above stats? Don't forget to hover over images!
In all cases, "The Best" refers to my personal favorite - The Best Bond Car refers to one he actually drove, not merely rode in, and the Best 'Q' Gadget is one that 'Q' actually provided Bond with.
Personal bodycount (of which are with his bare hands) refers to personal and intentional kills. To clarify: when he shoots a guy, that's a kill. When he deftly maneuvers during a car chase only to discover that his pursuers have erupted in a billowing cloud of explosion behind him, that is not a kill. Yes traps count. No, nuking the underground base and killing thousands doesn't. Shooting a grenade out of a guy's hand that then blows everyone up... not direct enough, sorry!
Foiled Assassinations: Spiders in the night, tied to lasers, run off the road, thrown into shark tanks. Anytime someone tried to kill James and failed because Bond is that much awesome. Knowing someone is in the woods and randomly firing into it, that doesn't count. We're talking outright "I'm going to kill this James Bond fellow" intentional murder.
Near Misses: I thought I'd also include little moments when our favorite Superspy lived by pure chance. If a sniper misses, a knifer shanks the wrong guy, or the Bond Girl karate chops the blow-dart poisoner in the nick of time, this count shows how often Bond almost bit it without ever realizing, you know, to enhance Bond's magicitude.
Dames bedded: Chika-bow-Ow-wow
Martinis Drank: Whether shaken, stirred, or thrown in someone's face, if he had a sip onscreen.
Submitted by Squish on October 2, 2009 - 10:48am.
Cool, I'm glad you realized who that was!
Fonzie says get Er Done
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