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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>Hi everybody!</p>\n<p>Now that the <strong>Akira Kurosawa</strong> Blog-a-Thon has ended, I want to thank everyone for participating. I&#39;m more impressed than I expected with The Emperor&#39;s oeuvre and he&#39;s certainly one of my new favorites.</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/500akira1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The Emperor in all his glory\" title=\"The Emperor in all his glory\" width=\"500\" height=\"378\" /><em><br />The Emperor in all his glory</em></p>\n<p align=\"justify\">My <a href=\"/guts/?q=taxonomy/term/107/9\">Akira Kurosawa Page</a> is always open - only now it&#39;s full of reviews instead of merely titles, laid out for you chronologically. At th in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Creepozoids.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"And the cover art can&#39;t be beat\" title=\"And the cover art can&#39;t be beat\" width=\"202\" height=\"288\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"justify\">When I began this site as a blog, it was more a way to document what I was watching. That opened the door to more serious film study, much in the same way as <a href=\"http://filmyear.typepad.com/blog/\">Thom Ryan</a> does it, one year at a time, and with many thanks to <a href=\"/guts/?q=taxonomy/term/53/9\">1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die</a>, which, though it has some significant faults (<strong><em>Clueless</em></strong>?!), is a nice foundation for discovering a genre in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/KOOLSTEPA.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Cool cat\" title=\"Cool cat\" width=\"221\" height=\"333\" align=\"left\" />Hi kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">In <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/3401\">Part I</a> of my lovely dissertation on toilet films, I explained my reasons for my new found love of stinky sin-ema. In this, <strong>Part II</strong>, I&#39;ll just dive right in and tell you why you, fetid film fan, should see these titles above the rest of the floaters.</p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><strong><em>Black Belt Jones </em>(1974) </strong><font color=\"#ff6600\">Blaxploitation Action</font>: The premise of <strong><e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>Well hello again kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Looks like I&#39;ve found in my Friday night ritual something to write about. In what is sure to become a regular segment of mine, these <strong>Tripping Stardust</strong> moments are quick jabs at the good chunks of my amazingly fun interactive film night, rife with really cheesy Kung-Fu movies, low-budget Italian Horror or 80s action flicks, just to name a few Genres. Yes, this event I have named <strong>Hecklefest</strong>, my weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out is often painful, though sometimes we find awesomeness beyond compare and it&#39;s time I tell you again what three films float to the top when you shake the sludge at the bottom of the barrel.</p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Trol in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>Well hello again kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Looks like I&#39;ve found in my Friday night ritual something to write about. In what is sure to become a regular segment of mine, these <strong>Tripping Stardust</strong> moments are quick jabs to let you all know how amazingly fun it is to have interactive film night with really cheesy Kung-Fu movies, low-budget Italian Horror or 80s action flicks. Yes, this event that I have named <strong>Hecklefest</strong> (a weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out) is usually painful, though sometimes we find awesomeness beyond compare and it&#39;s time I tell you again what three films need to be noticed while gazing at the bottom of the barrel.</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/inframan5-1024.JPG\" borde in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/deathwish3_0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Three time the moustache!\" title=\"Three time the moustache!\" width=\"279\" height=\"324\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />Three time the Moustache!</em></span> </p>\n<p>Well hello again kiddies,</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">So soon we return to what has become one of my favorite segments on this little site I call the <strong>Filmsquish</strong>. For those of you who aren&#39;t &#39;in the know&#39;, let me break it down quickly for you. Every Friday in the land of Squish, I attend what I have named <strong>Hecklefest</strong> (a weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out). We drink, in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>Hi there kiddies!</p>\n<div align=\"justify\">Today we&#39;ll be talking about a lovely little development in the evolution that is <a href=\"/guts/?q=taxonomy/term/110\">Hecklefest</a>, (a weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out). I will begin by revealing a terrible secret to you all: sometimes we watch movies that big-time suck. And when that happens, a majority vote of those in the room is all it takes to end the suffering to kick the film into Fast-Forward (oh it&#39;s fun when the guy holding out leaves the room to go to the toilet). Amidst these moments we&#39;ve discovered there&#39;s one key phrase that may be shouted out to immediately cease the fast forwarding. Those two words are:<br /> <br />\n<div align=\"center\"><font size=\"4\" color=\"#ff9900\">&quot;Bo in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p><font color=\"#000000\">.</font> </p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><font color=\"#000000\">.</font><br /><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/amazonscaredmummy.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"AIR BUD?! The HORROR!!\" title=\"AIR BUD?! The HORROR!!\" width=\"137\" height=\"216\" align=\"left\" />Hello Kiddies, </div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Here we are in my 8th installment of sharing with you my deep Schlock-appreciation and I just realized that I&#39;ve hoarded all my wisdom!  My sincerest apologies!  Allow me to rectify this problem immediately and share with you the keys to the Kingdom of the Heckle. Today I will give unto thee the secrets of making a nigh-perfect trash sinema night. In honour of the upcoming in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/sb.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The best fun you&#39;ll have squirming\" title=\"The best fun you&#39;ll have squirming\" width=\"226\" height=\"321\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />The best fun you&#39;ll have squirming awkwardly</em></span> </p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Hidey Ho Kiddies!</p>\n<p>It&#39;s been quite a while since I gave you the run down of the stinkiest schlockiest films I&#39;ve seen lately, and... frankly I&#39;ve missed sharing. Hopefully this will help us both grow as emotional beings:</p>\n<p><strong><em><br /></em></strong></p>\n<div align=\"justify\"><strong><e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/evgitoons.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"What does Carradine, a tramp, and a cartoon wolf have in common? They all hung themselves while engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation!... Whaaat?\" title=\"What does Carradine, a tramp, and a cartoon wolf have in common? They all hung themselves while engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation!... Whaaat?\" width=\"273\" height=\"360\" /><em><br />What does Carradine, a tramp, and a cartoon wolf have in common? They all hung themselves while engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation!<br />... Whaaat?</em> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Comedy Horror</strong>... with about 40 seconds of < in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div class=\"content\" style=\"margin-top: 0px\">\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Battlefield_Earth.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"That&#39;s right, Jonny. you take that top billing, and you LIKE IT.\" title=\"That&#39;s right, Jonny. you take that top billing, and you LIKE IT.\" width=\"243\" height=\"360\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br />That&#39;s right, Jonny. You take that top billing, and you LIKE IT.</em></span> </p>\n<p><em><strong><font color=\"#3399ff\">Genre:</font></strong></em> <strong>Action Sci-Fi</strong></p>\n<p><strong><em><font color=\"#3399ff\">Starring:</font></em>< in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">Well finally it&#39;s happened. Originally I was going to have all audio quizzes, and for as easy as it looked, it&#39;s icky coding. That&#39;s not to say it won&#39;t happen one day, but we&#39;ll go the simple route for now. Here is a twist on the old favorite screencap quiz, as inspired by <a href=\"http://filmbrain.typepad.com/filmbrain/\">Filmbrain</a> and <a href=\"http://cinephiliac.com/2005/08/win_big_cash_pr.html\">Cinephiliac</a>, a couple of my favorite and most humbling quizmakers in the Film Blog-O-Sphere.</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The rules are simple: look at the image below with a touch of the <strong>Filmsquish<font size=\"1\">©</font></strong> flair. It may be a film screencap, a film poster, Hell maybe even a <a href=\"http://en.wiki in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire FROM cache WHERE cid = 'filter:3:112c9561e9b5c956009d9f027e25792e' in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"center\">Well it&#39;s Monday and that means the answer to round one needs to be revealed. Here is last weeks photo untouched by the <strong>Filmsquish</strong><strong><font size=\"1\">©</font></strong> veneer.</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Saw.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Chop Chop\" title=\"Chop Chop\" width=\"591\" height=\"397\" /></p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Astute observers noticed the pistol, the bathroom and most importantly the chain with which the poor man is tied to the wall. You need not have SEEN <em><strong>Saw</strong></em> to get this one if you know the premise of this first in the franchise of horrific games of survival full of mechanical in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">Say hello to Monday! What a better way to start off the week than answers to quizzies! For <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2336\">Round One</a>, I took an image that would probably have gotten as many correct answers whether the <strong>Filmsquish™</strong> veneer was there or not. For <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2422\">Round Two</a>, the following still, if left untouched, would have been all too obvious.</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/santa3.preview.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Make out like a bandit\" title=\"Make out like a bandit\" width=\"640\" height=\"428\" /> </p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Billy Bob Thornton, yes indeed. One of my favorite actors in the industry, I beg in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">HAPPY MONDAY!</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">The lovely little <strong>Filmsquish™</strong> veneer was certainly a nasty thing for <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2437\">last week&#39;s quiz</a>. Here is the original film image without it. </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cold4.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"He&#39;s a machine\" title=\"He&#39;s a machine\" width=\"576\" height=\"387\" /></p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Yep, Renée, Nicole and Jude need no last name to be recognized, and for those who&#39;ve seen this modern retelling of Homer&#39;s <strong>The Odyssey</strong> set during the Civil War, you will fondly remember the musical moments play in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">Hiyah Monday! Well here&#39;s the day you&#39;ve all been waiting for! The answers to the final <strong>Quiz TAHM</strong> quiz, and the declaration of the winners. Last week we showcased two film posters. The first was a film I&#39;ve seen many a time, and with such quotes as <strong>&quot;I&#39;ve seen <em>The EXORCIST</em> ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...&quot;</strong>, how can you go wrong? Michael Keaton is sweet gold in this one.</p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/BEETLEJUICE.preview.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Succulent\" title=\"Succulent\" width=\"421\" height=\"640\" /></div>\n<p align=\ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">Kiddies! Welcome to the site! What a lovely visit you shall have, all thanks to the Second <strong>Quiz TAHM</strong>! <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2466\">Last week</a> we showcased two belt buckles. I asked what movie they were from, and very few correct responses indeed. In my research, I&#39;ve discovered way too much about the buckles Bruce Wayne has sported in his many different permutations.</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Here&#39;s a little lesson. First the original unmolested image:</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Batman%20&amp;%20Robin.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The buckle in question, Your Honour\" title=\"The buckle in question, Your Honour\" width=\"317\" height=\"126\" / in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div class=\"content\" style=\"margin-top: 0px\">\n<p align=\"justify\">Sick of belt buckles yet? Well too bad! </p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Last week I asked <strong>who</strong> the buckles belonged to rather than <strong>what movie</strong> it was in because... </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/ReevesSuper.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"simple but strong\" title=\"simple but strong\" width=\"288\" height=\"415\" /><span class=\"caption\"><em><br /></em></span></p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Superman </strong>stayed pretty consistent in his theme throughout his many sequelled years. Talk about the unassuming buckle, hu in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div class=\"content\" style=\"margin-top: 0px\">\n<p align=\"justify\">One last round before we start with something new.</p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2497\">Last week</a> was a straight-forward little exercise in movie memory.</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Here is the full first image from the original film, which I, frankly, found rather bland. </p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Gangs1_0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Gangbusters\" title=\"Gangbusters\" width=\"432\" height=\"282\" /></div>\n<div align=\"justify\">By the end I was rootin&#39; for this one-eyed man far more than DiCaprio&#39;s character in <str in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div class=\"content\" style=\"margin-top: 0px\">\n<p align=\"justify\">After a month of belt-buckle related quizzes, we come to the end. Come to think of it, I should have thrown in a bonus <strong>&#39;What do these actresses have in common?&#39;</strong> question, since <strong>Jessica Alba</strong> here, from <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/234\"><em>Sin City</em></a> (a movie I absolutely adore and should really make an effort to see again)... </p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/co9.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Way too sinful\" title=\"Way too sinful\" width=\"338\" height=\"450\" /><em><br />Way too sinful</em> </p>\n<p align=\"center\"> in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">Hi Kiddies, and welcome to Monday, which as you all know is quiz day!</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">We&#39;re starting a brand new quiz so submit those answers for your chance to win! </p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Those of you who despised me last month for only putting up <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2551\">partial screenshots</a> may well be enraged this month because you won&#39;t be getting screencaps at all - at least not of the movie in question. This month is all about the <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebus\">REBUS</a>.</p>\n<p>Yet, at the same time, you need not even have seen the movies in this month&#39;s quiz to win, so who knows? Maybe you&#39;ll fare better. Let me explain to you how it&#39;s going to work... </p>\n<p>I may do something as in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p>Last week may have confused a few dozen of you, so let me break it down for you:</p>\n<p>This is a shot from one of my favorite scene in the film <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/253\"><em>Se7en</em></a>, followed by a promo pic for <em><strong>I Am Sam</strong></em>, </p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Answer1.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"288\" height=\"134\" /><font size=\"4\"> +</font> <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Rebustimeresponse.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Sam, He Be\" title=\"Sam, He Be\" width=\"144\" height=\"161\" /> <font size=\"4\">+ UR - M</font> </p>\n<div align=\&qu in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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  • user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<p align=\"justify\">Hello quiz players and welcome to a fantastical adventure into fantasy and adventure! First let us begin by revealing the answers to <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2612\">last week&#39;s</a> <strong>Monday Filmsquish Quiz Tahm Quiz for Quizzical Quizzers™</strong>:</p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Many of you may have overthought this one:</p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/quiz1.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"134\" height=\"297\" /> <font size=\"6\">+ </font><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/quizzie2.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"193\" height=\"249\" /> <font size=\"6\">- B</font></p>\n<p ali in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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