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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Hi everybody!\nNow that the Akira Kurosawa Blog-a-Thon has ended, I want to thank everyone for participating. I'm more impressed than I expected with The Emperor's oeuvre and he's certainly one of my new favorites.\n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/500akira1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The Emperor in all his glory\" title=\"The Emperor in all his glory\" width=\"500\" height=\"378\" /> The Emperor in all his glory\nMy <a href=\"/guts/?q=taxonomy/term/107/9\">Akira Kurosawa Page</a> is always open - only now it's full of reviews instead of merely titles, laid out for you chronologically. At th in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<a href=\"/guts/?q=node/4577\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/blog%20Club%20banner%20Large_0.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"378\" height=\"127\" /></a>\n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/divider_swirlingbanner.gif\" border=\"0\" width=\"582\" height=\"23\" /> \n- To Members - What To Include When You Submit a Review \n<div align=\"center\">\nYour Screen Name: Archived Or Currently Assigned Film Title: The Link To Your Film Review Post: Your Rating out of in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/KOOLSTEPA.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Cool cat\" title=\"Cool cat\" width=\"221\" height=\"333\" align=\"left\" />Hi kiddies,\nIn <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/3401\">Part I</a> of my lovely dissertation on toilet films, I explained my reasons for my new found love of stinky sin-ema. In this, Part II, I'll just dive right in and tell you why you, fetid film fan, should see these titles above the rest of the floaters.\n<div align=\"justify\">Black Belt Jones (1974) Blaxploitation Action: The premise of <e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Well hello again kiddies,\nLooks like I've found in my Friday night ritual something to write about. In what is sure to become a regular segment of mine, these Tripping Stardust moments are quick jabs at the good chunks of my amazingly fun interactive film night, rife with really cheesy Kung-Fu movies, low-budget Italian Horror or 80s action flicks, just to name a few Genres. Yes, this event I have named Hecklefest, my weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out is often painful, though sometimes we find awesomeness beyond compare and it's time I tell you again what three films float to the top when you shake the sludge at the bottom of the barrel.\n<div align=\"justify\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Trol in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Well hello again kiddies,\nLooks like I've found in my Friday night ritual something to write about. In what is sure to become a regular segment of mine, these Tripping Stardust moments are quick jabs to let you all know how amazingly fun it is to have interactive film night with really cheesy Kung-Fu movies, low-budget Italian Horror or 80s action flicks. Yes, this event that I have named Hecklefest (a weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out) is usually painful, though sometimes we find awesomeness beyond compare and it's time I tell you again what three films need to be noticed while gazing at the bottom of the barrel.\n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/inframan5-1024.JPG\" borde in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Hi there kiddies!\n<div align=\"justify\">Today we'll be talking about a lovely little development in the evolution that is <a href=\"/guts/?q=taxonomy/term/110\">Hecklefest</a>, (a weekly social adventure into a schlock-out with my cock out). I will begin by revealing a terrible secret to you all: sometimes we watch movies that big-time suck. And when that happens, a majority vote of those in the room is all it takes to end the suffering to kick the film into Fast-Forward (oh it's fun when the guy holding out leaves the room to go to the toilet). Amidst these moments we've discovered there's one key phrase that may be shouted out to immediately cease the fast forwarding. Those two words are: \n<div align=\"center\">"Bo in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '. \n<div align=\"justify\">. <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/amazonscaredmummy.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"AIR BUD?! The HORROR!!\" title=\"AIR BUD?! The HORROR!!\" width=\"137\" height=\"216\" align=\"left\" />Hello Kiddies, </div>\n<div align=\"justify\">Here we are in my 8th installment of sharing with you my deep Schlock-appreciation and I just realized that I've hoarded all my wisdom! My sincerest apologies! Allow me to rectify this problem immediately and share with you the keys to the Kingdom of the Heckle. Today I will give unto thee the secrets of making a nigh-perfect trash sinema night. In honour of the upcoming in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div class=\"content\" style=\"margin-top: 0px\">\n. You know, I often use my own site as a reference for myself, and when I started trying to document all the 'established' drinking games we have going, I thought, "hey, other people watch bad movies on purpose too! Why don't I share my love with them?"\nLet's make it short and sweet, shall we?\nSince we began this weekly event nearly four years ago, several drinking games exist for Hecklefest guests. The established ones are as follows, in alphabetical order:\n\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"/guts/?q=node/3767\">Boob Alert (link is definitely NS in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/sb.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The best fun you'll have squirming\" title=\"The best fun you'll have squirming\" width=\"226\" height=\"321\" /> The best fun you'll have squirming awkwardly \nHidey Ho Kiddies!\nIt's been quite a while since I gave you the run down of the stinkiest schlockiest films I've seen lately, and... frankly I've missed sharing. Hopefully this will help us both grow as emotional beings:\n \n<div align=\"justify\"><e in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Well finally it's happened. Originally I was going to have all audio quizzes, and for as easy as it looked, it's icky coding. That's not to say it won't happen one day, but we'll go the simple route for now. Here is a twist on the old favorite screencap quiz, as inspired by <a href=\"http://filmbrain.typepad.com/filmbrain/\">Filmbrain</a> and <a href=\"http://cinephiliac.com/2005/08/win_big_cash_pr.html\">Cinephiliac</a>, a couple of my favorite and most humbling quizmakers in the Film Blog-O-Sphere.\nThe rules are simple: look at the image below with a touch of the Filmsquish© flair. It may be a film screencap, a film poster, Hell maybe even a <a href=\"http://en.wiki in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Well it's Monday and that means the answer to round one needs to be revealed. Here is last weeks photo untouched by the Filmsquish© veneer.\n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Saw.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Chop Chop\" title=\"Chop Chop\" width=\"591\" height=\"397\" />\nAstute observers noticed the pistol, the bathroom and most importantly the chain with which the poor man is tied to the wall. You need not have SEEN Saw to get this one if you know the premise of this first in the franchise of horrific games of survival full of mechanical in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Say hello to Monday! What a better way to start off the week than answers to quizzies! For <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2336\">Round One</a>, I took an image that would probably have gotten as many correct answers whether the Filmsquish™ veneer was there or not. For <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2422\">Round Two</a>, the following still, if left untouched, would have been all too obvious.\n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/santa3.preview.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Make out like a bandit\" title=\"Make out like a bandit\" width=\"640\" height=\"428\" /> \nBilly Bob Thornton, yes indeed. One of my favorite actors in the industry, I beg in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'HAPPY MONDAY!\nThe lovely little Filmsquish™ veneer was certainly a nasty thing for <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2437\">last week's quiz</a>. Here is the original film image without it. \n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/cold4.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"He's a machine\" title=\"He's a machine\" width=\"576\" height=\"387\" />\nYep, Renée, Nicole and Jude need no last name to be recognized, and for those who've seen this modern retelling of Homer's The Odyssey set during the Civil War, you will fondly remember the musical moments play in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Hiyah Monday! Well here's the day you've all been waiting for! The answers to the final Quiz TAHM quiz, and the declaration of the winners. Last week we showcased two film posters. The first was a film I've seen many a time, and with such quotes as "I've seen The EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...", how can you go wrong? Michael Keaton is sweet gold in this one.\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/BEETLEJUICE.preview.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Succulent\" title=\"Succulent\" width=\"421\" height=\"640\" /></div>\n<p align=\ in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Kiddies! Welcome to the site! What a lovely visit you shall have, all thanks to the Second Quiz TAHM! <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2466\">Last week</a> we showcased two belt buckles. I asked what movie they were from, and very few correct responses indeed. In my research, I've discovered way too much about the buckles Bruce Wayne has sported in his many different permutations.\nHere's a little lesson. First the original unmolested image:\n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Batman%20&%20Robin.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The buckle in question, Your Honour\" title=\"The buckle in question, Your Honour\" width=\"317\" height=\"126\" / in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div class=\"content\" style=\"margin-top: 0px\">\nSick of belt buckles yet? Well too bad! \nLast week I asked who the buckles belonged to rather than what movie it was in because... \n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/ReevesSuper.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"simple but strong\" title=\"simple but strong\" width=\"288\" height=\"415\" /> \nSuperman stayed pretty consistent in his theme throughout his many sequelled years. Talk about the unassuming buckle, hu in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div class=\"content\" style=\"margin-top: 0px\">\nOne last round before we start with something new.\n<a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2497\">Last week</a> was a straight-forward little exercise in movie memory.\nHere is the full first image from the original film, which I, frankly, found rather bland. \n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Gangs1_0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Gangbusters\" title=\"Gangbusters\" width=\"432\" height=\"282\" /></div>\n<div align=\"justify\">By the end I was rootin' for this one-eyed man far more than DiCaprio's character in <str in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = '<div class=\"content\" style=\"margin-top: 0px\">\nAfter a month of belt-buckle related quizzes, we come to the end. Come to think of it, I should have thrown in a bonus 'What do these actresses have in common?' question, since Jessica Alba here, from <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/234\">Sin City</a> (a movie I absolutely adore and should really make an effort to see again)... \n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/co9.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Way too sinful\" title=\"Way too sinful\" width=\"338\" height=\"450\" /> Way too sinful \n in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Hi Kiddies, and welcome to Monday, which as you all know is quiz day!\nWe're starting a brand new quiz so submit those answers for your chance to win! \nThose of you who despised me last month for only putting up <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2551\">partial screenshots</a> may well be enraged this month because you won't be getting screencaps at all - at least not of the movie in question. This month is all about the <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebus\">REBUS</a>.\nYet, at the same time, you need not even have seen the movies in this month's quiz to win, so who knows? Maybe you'll fare better. Let me explain to you how it's going to work... \nI may do something as in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Last week may have confused a few dozen of you, so let me break it down for you:\nThis is a shot from one of my favorite scene in the film <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/253\">Se7en</a>, followed by a promo pic for I Am Sam, \n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Answer1.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"288\" height=\"134\" /> + <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/Rebustimeresponse.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Sam, He Be\" title=\"Sam, He Be\" width=\"144\" height=\"161\" /> + UR - M \n<div align=\&qu in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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user warning: Can't open file: 'cache.MYI' (errno: 145) query: UPDATE cache SET data = 'Hello quiz players and welcome to a fantastical adventure into fantasy and adventure! First let us begin by revealing the answers to <a href=\"/guts/?q=node/2612\">last week's</a> Monday Filmsquish Quiz Tahm Quiz for Quizzical Quizzers™:\nMany of you may have overthought this one:\n<img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/quiz1.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"134\" height=\"297\" /> + <img class=\"image preview\" src=\"/guts/files/images/quizzie2.JPG\" border=\"0\" width=\"193\" height=\"249\" /> - B\n<p ali in /guts/includes/database.mysql.inc on line 120.
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