- I'm a Kreativ Blogger!
- Se7en (1995)
- An Apocalyptic Open Letter To One Of My Readers
- Last Picture Show, The (1971)
- Mulholland Drive (2001) *Weird & Wacky*
- Dawn Of The Dead (1978) - Every Onscreen Kill Captured!
- Dawn Of The Dead (1978) * Favorite Movie *
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1974)
- Marnie (1964)
- It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
- Boo To The World (Of Online Rental)
- Boudu Saved From Drowning (1932)
- Love Me Tonight (1932)
- It All Works Out In The End
- Squish's Best And Worst (Winter 2009)
- Vampyr (1932) * Worst Hit *
- Requiem For a Dream (2000) * The Best Movie I Have Ever Seen * * Favorite Review * * Top Pick *
- Apartment, The (1960) * Top Pick *
- Tripping Stardust Through Fetid Film XIII - Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) * Worst Hit *
- Tripping Stardust Through Fetid Film XII - Evil Toons (1992)
- Bond-00-7hon Week at The Filmsquish!
- World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
- Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
- GoldenEye (1995)
- Licence To Kill (1989)
- Living Daylights, The (1987)
- A View to A Kill (1985) - Or Say Never Moore
- Never Say Never Again (1983)
- Octopussy (1983)
- For Your Eyes Only (1981)
From Obscurity Revealed To The Classics You Haven't Quite Gotten Around To

"If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart. "
- George Romero
Monday, March 8th, 2010
I'm ramping up to get back on the horse. Except a couple posts within the week.
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Coming Soon
It Happened One Night (1934)
The Thin Man (1934)
Most Recent Reviews and Commentary:
I'm a Kreativ Blogger!

Dat's Me!
Hi All. I been slackin' on this lovely award-reward I've received but life happens and death is a real Blog Buzz-kill, so you'll have to forgive me for the delayed post.
Kreativ Blogger - it's a meme that comes with a ribbon!7 things you might find interesting about me?
1.) I am currently in the process of changing my name. I've always hated it and like the cummulative straws on our legendary camel, it all catalyzed when I read this:
Remember that a man's Name is to him the sweetest and most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie, How To Win Friends And Influence People.
I realized that I wanted to live in that camp, and since that time I put in my 'papers' to get rid of it and $137 is all it takes. I should have done it 10 years ago. I hate that old name so much that I'm not sharing it with you. You can keep calling me Squish though, that won't change! And yes, that's my actual nickname in 'real' life.

2.) I don't know what's better, getting caught for sneaking into the 2006 Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or realizing that I intimidated the poor kid who asked for my ticket with my bad boy look and devil-may-care attitude.

3.) I hate Hummers so much that I instinctively flip the bird to every one I see. I have yet to be yelled at, honked at or beat up for it. Sadly I also have yet to be able to reply, "that's what a talking asshole looks like." And would you look at that. Hummer Division is going out of business. Boo Hoo. This shitty economy's good for something.
4.) You may already know that every Saturday is my night to celebrate bad film - a schlock out with my cock out, if you will: Hecklefest. What you may not know is that we're well into our third year and I haven't missed a single one of the 296 titles we've screened, though of course we've fast-forwarded a few. Is it the movies or the company? It's a perfect fusion of both. In fact, those few times I considered calling in sick with a cold, Hecklefest has cured me of my ailment. It's magic.
5.) I'm proudly Canadian while being intensely Generation X. That means nature and peacekeeping is awesome, but I hate hockey, don't go out of the house in the winter unless it's for huntin' Canada Geese (yum!), and have a raging hate on for my Prime Minister, who for the first time in as long as I remember is more undesirable than the American President, who is creepy glorious and freaks me out a little knowing how much he's actually getting done for people. It's like North America has turned into a political Bizzaro-world.
6.) Tragedy is my favourite filmic Theme/Genre. I horrified a first date by taking her to Dancer In The Dark (her choice but I'd seen it before and told her I liked it). She called me "a monster, inhuman". Yes we had 2-3 more dates. So Yes - I AM that glib... or hot... or know how to find crazy bitches who date inhuman monsters.
7.) My favourite most memorable film experience to date is a sold out full house at the Bytowne theater showing The Dark Side of Oz in 2007 - which as you may know is The Wizard of Oz playing in synch with Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon album. Unbelievable and highly recommended. If you're ever lucky enough to get that chance, take it. And Holy Jumpin' Look at that The Bytowne is doing it again in April, 2010. EEEEEEE! See you there, Kids!
I must now infect 7 other people I find kreative enough to deserve this award, whose rules are: Tell us 7 interesting things about yourself, put the award on your lapel of a site, and infect 7 other bloggers, link back, serve chilled.
My 7 include - and of course if you're already Kreativ, no need for a re-do:
The Crew over at Eddie Cee Dawg on Cel.
Jeffy Dee at Filmscreed!
PIPER and pals of the Lazy Eye - and might I add, this apolcayptic review stuff he's doing is just awesome.
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I've recently discovered Jason Bellamy over in his very own Cooler.
Stacie Ponder is my favourite Final Girl.
Hugo Stiglitz! He makes movies!
And of course, Jeff Ignatius, The Snob of Culture.
Go Forth and Multiply, Guys!
Oh and of course, thank you Answer Man of Common Sense Movie Reviews for nominating me!
Se7en (1995)
What sin is humping a tub of margarine? Am I in the clear?
Genre: Crime Mystery Thriller Noir
Starring: Morgan Freeman (Million Dollar Baby; Unleashed), Brad Pitt (Babel; Snatch)
Directed By: David Fincher (The Game; Fight Club)
Overview: A veteran cop and his new partner are on a serial killing case rooted in the seven deadly sins.
Performance:
The roles are all really well directed. The deliveries are perfect. All the players are well known veteran actors. Sometimes it's good to see a cast full of pros, directed by a pro.
Rating: 8
Cinematography:
The images are bleak, suiting the mood perfectly. Darkness and filth seemed prevalent. There was just enough gore to put us there while (as in lust) some scenes left far too much to the imagination. The helicopter shots in the end are great. Of all movies ever made, there is one image from one movie that has permanently etched its way into my mind: a rain-soaked gun barrel pointed down at the viewer, with only the tip in focus, held by an indistinguishable man in a hat and trench coat. I thank Se7en for that shot.
Rating: 9
Script:
There is a bit of a two-dimensional feel to the Pitt and Freeman characters. It's as thought the writer took the developing good cop / bad cop idea and combined it with the unpolished veteran and his new rookie partner idea and fused them into a perfect union. Yet it works here, and the dialogue adds to the mood.
Rating: 7
Plot:
The beginning of the plot, the whole veteran cop on his last assignment paired up with the young spitfire may make you roll your eyes at the cliché, but honestly, it's good. And as for the murders themselves and the plot development, also mindblowing. As for the ending, that is this films' strength... look, it's not as if you don't know this is an amazing movie already. It was the biggest thing goin in '95.
Rating: 9
Mood:
The mood is the thing. We are immersed into the bleakest city, pouring rain, into the mind of a calculating psychopath. The characters exude the desire to slough off the mire of filth that is this shit-stained world. I like this perspective very much, and this movie never stops reminding up how unlucky we truly are.
Rating: 9
Match the quote: 1.) "What's in the box?" 2.) "...mastrubating in your own feces..." 3.) "Yo biotch, get yo dick out my ass!"
Overall Rating: 84% (Dark as Hell)
Aftertaste:
This is one of my repertoire films. I've seen it several times, and I'll see it several more I'm sure. The only thing I regret is that I hadn't seen it in theaters. If you don't like this, I'm sure you'll prefer your Bambi and your Forrest Gump. A truly memorable film, even if it's not for everyone.
Originally reviewed way back in December 15, 2006
An Apocalyptic Open Letter To One Of My Readers

Hi All,
As you can see I haven't been posting, but I have begun drafting reviews again this week, no worries, I'm coming back.
One of my readers and occasional film recommender, Ben Saddington, wrote me today extolling the virtues of two Apocalyptic films, Kubrick's Dr Strangelove and The Day After (1983), a made for TV movie starring Steve Guttenburg. Rather than having my response read by Ben only, I thought I'd include it for all of you to read, especially given the caliber of these films I list below - So here it is for your reading pleasure:
Amazing letter Ben. Thanks so much for your recommendations. I also very much enjoyed Strangelove, as a matter of fact I reviewed it in '07.
As for The Day After, I saw it recently and though dated, those moments when the flashing images of people being vaporized in an instant still haunts me - I actually saw it when I was 8 - when it was originally televised.
Terrifying, bleak, and absolutely incredible
Apocalyptic film is one of my favourite genres, so if you come across other stuff, please let me know. If I may recommend something I saw last month that had a profound effect on me. Because of the passing of my father my reviewing has been halted for a while, so unfortunately I did not tell the world about this great find, but I urge you to see Fail-Safe (1964), directed by the great Sidney Lumet, especially now that you've seen Dr. Strangelove and it's still fresh in your mind. Both films are based on the novel Red Alert, and Fail-Safe takes a far more serious approach. It is absolutely incredible. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. The film stars Walter Mathau and Henry Fonda. Because it's in no way a comedy, Fail-Safe is far more poignant than Dr. Strangelove, terrifying in fact.If you want to check out a twist on the nuclear theme, you may also want to check out When The Wind Blows (1986) - it's animated and also based on a book of the same name.
The China Syndrome (1979) starring Jack Lemmon also has left quite the impression on me and I certainly recommend it to anyone interested in a story about critical failure in a nuclear power plant. And finally, though not nuclear, the consequences of Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) are certainly world-changing. I recommend it as well.
Have yourself a great viewing, Ben.Squish
Dawn Of The Dead (1978) - Every Onscreen Kill Captured!
Hi Kiddies, and welcome to what's certainly going to be one of my own personal favourite pages. For those of you who have not seen the original Dawn Of The Dead, this is just one big spoiler. For the rest of you, here is a celebration of every single one of the 82 onscreen kills that can be found in the 1978 Romero Zombie Classic, Dawn Of The Dead, screen capped by yours truly, for your viewing pleasure.
Enjoy
You're quite welcome.
